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  1. Taz being the "Human Suplex Machine" always bugged me, as it implies the existence of an *actual* Suplex Machine.

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    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Curse you for calling me out on my egregious spelling error. You have earned yourself a box of cookies.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      A Suplexbox of cookies.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I tried to eat a whole bunch of Suplexboxes of cookies, but I couldn't get past Suplexbox One.

  2. I'm back! What did I miss?

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      LUKIE got a girf.....pahahaha I can't even finish the lie!!

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      It isn't a very believable a lie.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      DAYNJAH DAYNJAH

      HIGH VOLTAGE

      WHENAWETOUCH

      WHENAWEKISS

  3. Go to a random wikipedia article. Click on the first link (skip parentheses). Repeat. You will always end up on “Philosophy".

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    2. Lint

      Lint

      The first link of rationality leads to reason. The first link of reason leads to rationality...

    3. ndqw

      ndqw

      Miss Lonelyhearts – Nathanael West – Satire – Literary genre – Literary technique – Rule of thumb – Principle – Law – System – Component (group theory) – Mathematics – Quantity – Property (philosophy) – Modern philosophy - Philosophy

    4. Matt

      Matt

      Ali Dia > Senegal > Senegal River > River > Watercourse > Water > Chemical Substance > Chemistry > Science > Knowledge > Fact > Information > Sequence > Mathematics > Quantity > Property (philosophy) > Modern philosophy > Philosophy

  4. ....it's hard to think of more viperlike names, okay?!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Are we all having a party in here?

    3. LL!

      LL!

      baLLpythonish?

    4. DFF

      DFF

      Okay... Sidewinder Facsimile?

  5. name an item. Drink if Shawn Michaels owns one.

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    2. Skummy
    3. Invader Z

      Invader Z

      I'll help ya out sousa, a house, a hat, a shirt, paper, shoes, a fan, a camera. There depending on what your drinking you should be drunk.

    4. probablyoliver
  6. has never read a biography more hyperbolic than the liner notes for the new Soundgarden compilation.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Did Zane Lowe write it?

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Surprised they didn't go with: "We saw the direction Chris Cornell took with his last album. We knew it was a cry for help."

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Black Hole Sun wont you come in my face.

  7. got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      I've always kinda wanted to go to hell. At least it's warm and I'll know people when I get there.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Customers can fire you? Guess you shouldn't have talked so much trash about them, huh Skummy?

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Whoa whoa whoa. Kane's hell has angel hookers?

  8. http://www.topix.com/forum/com/wwe/T0NU60TTBQOBG5TRD the greatest thread in the history of the internets.
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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      none of the talents at tna or wwe know who they are even abyss doesn't

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      Even ABYSS! We are through the looking glass here, people.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Winner: "so not true. ur ust being dumb. and pleaze use proper grammar"

  9. I wrote an article recently on the perception of women in pro-wrestling, speculating whether or not women's wrestling will ever truly be taken seriously in WWE, and so on and so forth. I need to give it a title. Any ideas?

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I was going to suggest "Bitches be crazy, yo" :(

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Nobody Gets Ovary

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      CMil wins. Flawless victory.

  10. anyone know of a good TEW '10 update for Puro/Joshi?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Hm. I wouldn't know for sure about Iron in particular. There's a ton of guys I've never heard of in it (and twice the workers other TEW10 scenarios do). Really obscure guys (like... the entire South Florida indy scene except Isis the Amazon)... not so much.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      My mod is solely Japan, so wouldn't work with other areas/imporing the workers into a different database.

    4. Gazz
  11. Marty Jannetty's Arty Spaghetti!

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Hulk Hogan's Bulk Slogans!

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Dusty Rhodes' Rusty Nodes!

    4. badotori

      badotori

      Ricky Steamboat's Sticky Cream Goats!

  12. is jumping on the festive naming bandwagon, as should you.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      King Jesus? Kinda like King of the Jews?

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      GODBERRY KING OF THE JUICE

    4. TGC

      TGC

      I beat you all by like two weeks.

  13. Friend of mine says he's got a job cleaning pigs for a living. Sounds like hogwash to me...

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      A friend of mine told me he's getting a job collecting rubbish. I don't believe him.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      The gun is in my mouth people...

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Okay, now this is getting ridiculous. He alleges that he's stealing the drumsticks from my bucket of KFC, but I think he's just pulling my leg.

      SHOOT YOURSELF DO IT.

  14. Open to potentially doing some wrasslin' podcasting in the near future RE: CHIKARA.

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Recording podcasts and then not releasing them?

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      It's called 'mercy'.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      I'm available for asinine comments.

  15. I'm not sure what's scarier, the fact that cute girl who added me on Facebook was born in 1992, or that she was born in 1992 and I can legally have violent sex with her.

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Nope, there's been a young lady with a silly partially made-up name since Benji.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Eddie; my current arbitrary rule is not hitting on anyone if I own a bottle of scotch older than them.

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      As long as they're 18, the number of fucks I do not give is immeasureable.

  16. Anal sex is like getting your first Man Utd scarf. You don't want it, but your uncle gives it to you anyway.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Off to get a Man U scarf and then i'm coming over, Matt.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      I love you Skummy. <3

    4. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      Haha, brilliant.

  17. Oh, I get it now. "I'd rather be in Phoenix". It means that, ideally, I would be inside Beth Phoenix. By "I", I mean my cock. As in, I'd be having sex with her. Thoroughly.

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Okay, if I (as I intend to) go to a WWE show next time they're in the UK, I'm totally taking a sign saying "I would like to put my wee-wee in Beth Phoenix's lady hole."

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Well, that or "I came to see Bull Nakano".

    4. Benji

      Benji

      "I came to see Bull Nakano, and instead all I got was Bull Shit."

  18. had a ridiculous amount of fun at the All Star Wrestling/Channel Island Wrestling show last night. Damn proud of my CIW boys!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      He did look awful. He the booker or something?

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      No interference whatsoever. He's not great, but he plays the Giant Haystacks role pretty well. He pretty much just clotheslines and Powerbombs. A Splash if you're lucky. He's not the booker, but he won all the time because hey, why not? Kids loved him, too.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      It is already 1000x better then our local promotion, which had run-ins and douche finishers on their biggest show of the year.

  19. the closing ceremony looks like the biggest Gay Pride parade in history.

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    2. pie-is-good112

      pie-is-good112

      why AREN'T you THERE then?

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      WHY are you DOING IT WRONG then?

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      MortonElephant likes this.

  20. Why doesn't Batman dance any more?

  21. Call me old-fashioned, but I think fire is magic. And it scares me a lot.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Call me old-fashioned, but the last guy who did got shot by my musket.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Sousa is correct. In our edition, heart was replaced by stiff upper lip

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      If you tell me he wore a monocle, I'm totally switching sides of the ocean.

  22. My girlfriend's going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian, so tonight I've got to do her hair. I'm dreading it.

  23. "Do not rejoice in his defeat you men. For though the beast is dead the bitch that bore him is on heat again" - Bertolt Brecht

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      and also for your right, what's right, and the rights of every man.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      possibly to "par tay".

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      "Yeah!" - Rebecca Black's back-up singer

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