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What did I miss?
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SPOILERS SOUSA DAMMIT...
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Cena won.
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The owls are not what they seem.
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How do you kill a circus?
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Which missus?
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YOUR DADS :@
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Have it face the Beast Incarnate.......BRRRRRROOOOCCCCKKKKK LESSSSSSSNARRRRRRR!
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I USED TO DRUNK BUT NOT ANYMORE.
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What a shock.
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Are you on or off the wagon? I never know which one is which.
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Off.
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"Do not rejoice in his defeat you men. For though the beast is dead the bitch that bore him is on heat again" - Bertolt Brecht
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and also for your right, what's right, and the rights of every man.
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possibly to "par tay".
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"Yeah!" - Rebecca Black's back-up singer
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My girlfriend's going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian, so tonight I've got to do her hair. I'm dreading it.
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WORDPLAYzOMG!
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+100
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Brilliant.
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Does anyone know if last night's CHIKARA iPPV is available for streaming on SMVOD now?
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Ahhh..
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Just got a Tweet from Smark Mark - "stripped down" version (no graphics) is available, full version will be up in two days
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So, I just a CD I got in 1998 called "The Best Bands Of The Next Century". It features Terrorivsion, A, Vast, Wilt and The Paradise Motel. I hope whoever put it together got fired.
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chk chk chk... KNOW YOUR BANDS!
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chk chk chk are fucking awful.
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oh that's disappointing, i was hoping their name was pronounced "RRRGGGGHHH" as in just an angry grunt.
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How did Bob Marley like his donuts?
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Jah know.
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With purple glaze?
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Baked?
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What is Mr. Chips doing here? Who gives a fuck.
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We should say goodbye to Mr Chips.
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I enjoyed it! Although, the presenter is shit.
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I liked Stephen Mulhern when he hosted CITV.
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The latest Hardcore TV has been posted http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=89601&st=0&gopid=2759605entry2759605
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But would you buy?
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Also, Goldberg/Kanyon time limit draw. Somehow TEW's WCW 2001 is even worse than the real thing.
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You are shit, Fried.
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Jushin "Thunder" Josh Mathews
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The Great 1-2-3 Kabukid
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Skummy is a man with excellent taste.
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I'm a big fan of the New New Age Outlaws.
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Rumour knocking about, leaked from BBC staff, that Prince Phillip passed away following a stroke this morning, and they're awaiting official word from the royal family.
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May be a fake Prince Phillip. You never know.
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The artist formally known as Prince Phillip.
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He was staying in a Chinese hospital and wanted to hurry out so he didn't go slit-eyed.
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is just a lonely drummer in Pearl Jam.
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I miss SGC2C =(
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...Matt Cameron?
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...a *pretty* human female? Tyler gets it.
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Over in the "Skummy's Adventures In Pro-Wrestling" thread, I discuss how I once almost ended up refereeing a match with Vader in it.
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That is, around 11am. He's very meticulous about that.
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I bet he insisted you set your watch to... Mountain Time, as he hails from Boulder, Colorado.
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Jimmy Uso > Jey Uso
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I agree. Jimmy Uso was awesome in the Royal Rumble.
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Jackie Uso > Jormp-Jomp Uso.
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Therfore, there will be space in the Royal Rumble for Dolph Ziggler, The Big Show, our Monday Night Wars winning team and Jey Uso, but not Jimmy Uso
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for somebody that "nobody cares about", Matt Hardy sure gets discussed a lot around these parts
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There's a lot of him to discuss.
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ICWATUDIDTHAR CMIL.
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Matt Fact: If you put "Matt Hardy is" into Google it predicts you want to search for "Matt Hardy is fat".
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Okay, seriously, I've come this far without knowing....what the fuck is a Kardashian?
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe kardashian is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
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I believe they're the Ku Klux Klan after a rebranding effort.
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A Cardassian who's been punched in the mouth.
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Tucker's Law - If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt.
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Let's hope so.
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Kaney doesn't have the cunt to ban Lukie again.
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Yeah well...obviously.
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whoever had "opening segment of first show" on the "how long before Skummy uses Roddy Piper in a modern-day WWE diary" pool, step up and collect your prize
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You might want to change the date. December 7th was a Tuesday.
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...yes it was. Well spotted, sir.
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...it would seem that my love for Piper is so excessive that, in said promo, I actually credited him with thing he's never actually done. Oops.
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before Super Scribblenauts, I never thought adding the adjectives "sentient" and "angry" to words would be so much fun.
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Nothing, to me, will beat "gentlemanly red raptor" from the trailer. T'was awesome. I'm seriously considering buying a DSi just for Super Scribblenauts...and maybe Dragon Quest.
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also the fact that you get an award for creating anything from the Lovecraft Mythos makes this game wonderful.
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I'm having a hard time getting the "300 unique adjectives" achievement. I've used over 300, but they're apparently not "unique" enough.
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is proper annoyed that the band name "Rodents Of Unusual Size" has already been taken.
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You should open for my band, The Razor Ramones.
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My band is called The Tursas Defeats Green Ant With A Modified Powerbombs
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There's a band called "Rodents of Unusual Size?"
I don't believe they exist.
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Whenever I feel inadequate, I think of pole-vaulters. Most of us don’t want to be found out to be rubbish, so we stick to the things we’re good at. Whereas pole-vaulters, whose only job is to be able to vault over a pole, repeatedly don’t. In public. Almost forever. Their only job.
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Yeah, professional limbo dancers.
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Now I want to see a Pole Vault on a Pole Match.
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"Randy Savage" isn't a name, it's a description.
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Yeah, I've been contemplating adding it to my CV.
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When I feel like a Randy Savage, I Roger Moore.
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RANDY, SAVAGE! >
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thou shalt not take the name of Aja Kong in vain.
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I call her Average Kong.
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Aja Kong? I think you mean Donkey Kong
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Aja Kong? I think you mean Donkey Kong
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just realised that Alberto Del Rio isn't even on the card for Elimination Chamber. Great booking, WWE.
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He's playing WWE Monopoly. He won the Royal Rumble and was sent straight to WrestleMania, do not pass Elimination Chamber, do not collect £200.
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If Undertaker can add the announce desk, entrance ramp and titantron to his yard he'll have a monopoly.
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Edge wasn't booked at Elimination Chamber last year, either, but they did a segment where William Regal came out and cut a promo for no raisin, then Edge SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEARed him. I suspect something similar will happen with Del Rrrrrrrrio.
