Skummy

in which case, I'll have to cost Brookside the match, seeing as Ollie and I are former WWF tag team champions and all.

You lucky SOB. Where and when?

at a hotel in Jersey, in September. If I play my proverbial cards right.

Dude got lucky, I had to go one-on-one with Rhinoceros 100-Year Flood.

Gorilla Monsoon sounds like a Magic card.

HA. Yes, it does. If I ever make an RPG, that's definitely going to be a spell in it.

Every time I see Billy Kidman in his current form I wonder how in the hell THAT guy landed Torrie Wilson.

Chicks did the sloppy Shooting Star

Every time I see Billy Kidman in any form I wonder how in the hell THAT guy landed Torrie Wilson.

UM WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Metalman is a lovely gentleman. He stabbed the guy in the neck, so he wouldn't have to stab him in the face. You don't get that kind of sincerity from most people.

It's not long enough to reach my knees, never mind the floor.

Yeah, professional limbo dancers.

Now I want to see a Pole Vault on a Pole Match.

Ignore the video, just listen to the story.

I wonder if liniker will delete this as it's almost identical to the joke MPH made that was deleted.

Delete what? This isn't even my status update!

I tried to get off work because of hearing voices in my head. They didn't understand

I've already missed a week with a pretty nasty bout of Laurianitis.

... Skummy wins his own update.

Motion carried!

I'm quite a fan of the subtitle remaining the same as it was before.

3D through the buffet table!

I saw the footage. I liked the part where the bride was carried off by Superstar Steve Austin.

Wedding would have been perfect if not for that one drunk guy who kept yelling for the band to play Enter Sandman.

Because the next logical step is a Michael Cole gimmick poster...

I don't take "the internet" seriously at all, I just prefer not to have to read the blitherings of idiots in my spare time.

ViperDISLIKE.

He's playing WWE Monopoly. He won the Royal Rumble and was sent straight to WrestleMania, do not pass Elimination Chamber, do not collect £200.

If Undertaker can add the announce desk, entrance ramp and titantron to his yard he'll have a monopoly.

Edge wasn't booked at Elimination Chamber last year, either, but they did a segment where William Regal came out and cut a promo for no raisin, then Edge SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEARed him. I suspect something similar will happen with Del Rrrrrrrrio.

Good thing it's called WCW then!

Needs more geocities flaming text

Break the rulez DOWWWWWN

exactly that.

Best not go to any butcher's shops in the meantime in case you have a weep.

Are you made of porcelain by any chance?

Wasn't that the same fed with Bret Hart - woman beater?

If you add a homosexual vampire, I'm in.

I can't remember if that had woman-beating Bret Hart or not. It definitely had the world's dullest wrestler, who for some reason was called Captain Blowjob, OMG! One Man Gang and haxx0rz Jim Duggan, and Chavo Guerrero being afraid of text messages, though.

The pull quote's nice, but this one's better:

" . . . requires little in the way of deduction beyond 'why is Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting that guy with a claw hammer?'"

The guy who got me the job actually used that exact line as the pull quote to sell it to the editor. I wish they'd used it on the website.

So what's the latest on Skummy's package?

Could it be if Franz Ferdinand headlined a charity show of some sort?

Title of a Phoenix Wright/Franziska Von Karma fanfic.

Get your Hans off of my woman.

Haha.

Heard this joke yesterday but Skummy phrased it so much better.

Heard this joke yesterday but Skummy phrased it so much better.

*Obligatory courtesy follow*

I decided to take the other option and go to the blog on page 24. A dragon ate me

I decided to take the other option and go to the blog on page 24. A dragon ate me

stop texting yourself, stop texting yourself

Text yourself before you wreck yourself.

Ellis wins EWB.

*Meacon shrugs and makes a sucky noise because it's always about Kaney's toes*

Meacon cammed over and rung the doorbelt.

But turns out at the door it was Meacon!

In. Any instrument, you name it, I'll learn it.

Well, there are apparently 7 spots open in the rhythm section, so I'll throw my hat into the ring to play the keytar. I'm actually quite good at the keytar, but you'll mostly want me in the band because I have quite a nice jacket.

Can I play the triangle?

The inside of an elephant is nelephan.

Which sounds like the drug in a zombie movie.

I keep thinking it says metal.

Kaney wins.

Please, you didn't even make the top ten list.

He was, though. Right at the top at #10.

No, that was me! It told me it was me!

what part was wrong? The part where it's wrong to bring the guy up all the fucking time, the part where he's a career jobber, or the part that summed up his "appeal"?

Clearly, you just don't appeal to this general Zach Ryder demo of ages 8 through 12. Clearly.

And that was a joke Skummy. Please don't kill me.

Dibs on the seat between him and Haku.

you're going to get Tongan Death Gripped like a motherfucker.

It would be an honour.