Ruki

ahahahaha

Your new ladyfriend has good taste.

Wait. Ruki has a ladyfriend?

She will know you're a fake! No one likes Fuuka!

Why tell me that, then, you fucking fool?! I'll kill you!

But seriously I need 3 names.

I don't suck at Portal!

I can buy that you'd suck at Portal, since you suck at everything else.

I know you suck at Portal and I didn't even really watch the video.

Nearly as bad as Powerhart for ruining this, Sousa. Horrible.

Even I have to turn on Sousa for this one. Shameful.

...okay. I actually watched the clip.

...and that's pretty funny.

Okay then.

He's always wearing denim cut off shorts!

Ruki IS an asshole. Think of the things that the hell of awesome union of myself, Kaney and LL could have yielded. But instead, Ruki came along and brought the whole thing down. I think nature sent him along, it was scared of us evolving to the next level.

Remind you of a certain wonderful team...perhaps?

It got Stanley Spadowski from UHF (in about 25 questions) and Gil from The Simpsons (in 20 questions), but I had to teach it Mac from Night Court.

It loves playing with me?

it's not working

Wait a minute... that's not the wallet inspector!

This is why I hate niggers.

Ellis does nothing. Ruki eats the gun and the black man. Fin.

If only Ruki was like the real Dr Nick and was dead.

Dr. Nick isn't dead.

He died in The Simpsons Movie, but has been seen since.

TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

And now let us celebrate with a nice cool class of turnip juice.

duh... shake harder boy!!

Ruki sounds nothing like I expected him to.

Did you expect me to sound like a fat man?

Yes.

Im sticking with pathfinder.

I'm sticking with women.

Rider, move to Alberta so I have someone to play D&D/Pathfinder with.

All of them are Ringy/Kou.

Ruki is the new Sherlock Holmes.

Nah, they're all Carl Sagan.

Its not a game with Ruki.

I have heard little bits and pieces of this Hunger Games thing. From what I can gather isn't it essentially a tweenie battle royale?

It was A Good movie

He's also on a bunch of other forums, like Touch Arcade, touting how "revolutionary" it is.

The real JBH was smart enough to write his name in all caps.

My favourite thing is how bipolar JBH seems.

Three Stooges movie? What? Who am I going to have to choke?

And when it was first announced, it was actually intriguing, if only for the "Fucking *Benicio Del Toro* is MOE?" factor. Now even that is gone. And Snooki was added along the way.

Just fuck off, bad movie. Fuck off.

Larry David as a nun could save this movie.

Ruki what the hell? It's for charity you jerk! How dare you say such things!

Ellis is lying!

Eddie is so fucking selfish. =/

I don't need to, I've seen him weigh-in live!

My website clearly says 405 :/

Change it to 400.

Of course not. I wouldn't hide behind spoilers if I wanted to insult you. 

Don't threaten me with a good time.

BOOMER!

I'm, uh, I'm uh, Jeff uh, Jeff Goldblum, uh...

...Checkmate!

How has this thread not been Grizzly Redwooded.

In other developments, water is wet.

Shouldn't this be on Twitter?

RED ALERT! The world is in danger!

I don't like gangs :/

This man speaks the truth.

I love gangs.

Fitzy is the worst driver of all time.

The answer is always Maxx.

Killswitch Engage intro is a win.

Oh come on. You're the least racist person I've ever met. And I know Ghandi.

Yeah, Ruki is not racist. He eats everything.

HE IS THE WORST KIND OF RACIST!!!

But at least he is indifferent when it comes to inhaling food.

72 is the best.

And Kaney is the worst.

Ouch, my feelings

UNLOCKED.

LOCKED

UNLOCKED :@