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  1. Noah

    “Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      MK Dons.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      You have chosen MK Dons. May I suggest a putter?

  2. Noah

    @JTHNumbers2018 just told me exclusively that ICW is in danger of going under,  thanks to Fat Morales finding out where catering was.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yeah I haven't seen a lightweight that fat since Neville. :shifty:

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Neville left the WWE because they slashed his massive chip butty allowance. Granted it was mainly because Vince McMahon didn't know what the fuck a chip butty was.

  3. Noah

    Darth Vader has denied being ‘Dark Lord of the Sith’ and said he self-identifies as a leading light of the Alt-Jedi movement today.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Still better than Leia with all her deleted holographic recordings and the 8 years of misery under Kenobi who probably wasn't even born here #thanksobiwan #makestarwarsgreatagain

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      #FeelTheYo

  4. Noah

    Lineker has only started 2 of the 5 most recent topics.

    Stop actually doing your job and get back to what you do best.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      I can a sure you that I'm not actually doing my job.

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Attaboy.

  5. Noah

    So the ManvsFood host is a Spurs fan? Did not know that.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      He's also a daft asshole.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Don't forget he's a Grimsby Town fan too. UP THE MARINERS!

  6. Noah

    Who are the members of the EWB equivalent of the Shield?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I'm the sexy hunk of mancandy with limited mic skills when given a rigid script.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I have a rigid script for you. :wub:

  7. Noah

    Every time a new post is made in The Ryland Effect and it has nothing to do with a Jth poll, I die a little inside.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yep, its my home away from home.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Lower Rabbitman's overness by 3.1428571428571428571428571428571

      Source: I uh...huh. It should be lower.

  8. Noah

    Figures. Finally finished downloading the updates for Minecraft and it's like 2am. Will have to have my first go at it tomorrow. :(

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Australian internet really must be bad, Minecraft isn't even that big.

    2. TheWho87

      TheWho87

      If its for consoles its just going to take a while cause you cant play online without it, plus you get all the new goodies.

  9. Noah

    Someone should insult Blackburn. They'd definitely be 'taking a break' then.

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I wouldn't do that, not with RW's likely hangover.

    2. R.W.

      R.W.

      Hangovers are for dingles. I don't do hangovers.

  10. Noah

    I hate you...yeah you! You know who you are.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I hate you too.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Don't you fucking know what you are?

  11. Noah

    Now that Tupac Watson has turned on Kaney, what should their grudge match be? A street fight? No DQ? Scottish flag on a pole match?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Scottish flag on a pole match (as if a flag would be on anything other than a pole)

    2. Noah

      Noah

      A Scottish flag on Ivan Putski match.

  12. Noah

    The Heartbreak Kid is a man....such a man(such a man).......he's a real, real mans man.

    1. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I thought I was a sexy boy (sexy boy)? :(

    2. Mick

      Mick

      He's not The Mountie, he's handsome, he's brave, he's strong.

  13. Noah

    Leighton M'FN Baines.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Dixon M'FN Bainbridge.

    2. Rafael

      Rafael

      Danny M'FN Simpson.

  14. Noah

    I just found a K-Fed, He's stuck on a shitty weight loss reality show in australia. Do you want him back america? Shipping costs extra.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Nah, we're good.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      I want him to come back, if only to feud with John Cena. Now there's a REAL Wrestlemania dream match!

  15. Noah

    This isn't the end of the world, nor is it the beginning of the end of the world but it is perhaps the end of the beginning.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      of the world

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      of the genesis of McGillicutty.

  16. Noah

    How long before Ruki starts eating the paint?

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Soon hopefully, I need a client to represent.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      How long until The Rabbitman becomes Ralph Wolferson?

  17. Noah

    Where's Trent?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Last time I saw him selling slushies at the concession stand.

    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      Booking PRW Burnout and preparing to screwjob Hugh de Aske again.

  18. Noah

    Yvan eht Nioj

    1. deli

      deli

      I have a sudden urge to join the navy.

    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Superliminal Advertising. "HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!"

  19. Noah

    Brad Harris is the way of the future, current politicians on both sides just don't seem to get the problems of the common folk.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      PRETTY POLITICIANS BUYING SOULS FOR US ARE PUPPETS!

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Did Brad Harris join Public Enemy, Mach?

  20. Noah

    Reasons why Emile Heskey is better than Goldberg

    1. Noah

      Noah

      None, apparently :(

    2. Noah

      Noah

      None, apparently :(

  21. Noah

    Heskey to the A-League?

    1. GA!

      GA!

      THINK OF THE MATCHES

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Technically they'd be the same matches, but Heskey would be on one of the teams.

  22. Noah

    I haven't been paying attention, is Brad Harris president yet?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Yes.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      All hail President Harris!

  23. Noah

    What happens after you report someone? Apparently the begining of a really really long thread.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      You kids these days, and your inability to read anything longer than 140 characters. TSK!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I just saw it was 12 pages long and freaked out :(

  24. Noah

    I like the new Rihanna song. It's a postmodern masterpiece.

    1. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      I think that you are a postmodern masterpiece.

    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      rihanna is shit

  25. Noah

    What does Steve Sidwell have against Serbia?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Probably the over-rated Manager.

      Anyway, I picked up the next best thing. Barnsley star midfielder, Chris James :)

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I recall the glory days of convincing Peter Beardsley to drop a division and join Brighton.

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