HC

Wow. No, yeah, I thought I was right but the brilliance of your argument has caused me to see the light.

Be a darling and go troll someone else, why don't you?

And again, I go against the consensus all the time and I don't get slammed unless I'm being an idiot.

Oh, so I'm finally one of these 'it guys' I've been hearing so much about? It's about time.

3 and a half jobbers

Team Faggot Walkers

It's rude to demand. Asking is nicer.

depends. Maxx can be Jeff Hardy if he wants, but he'd probably make more sense as the referee...

Maxx is more like the drunk fan that shouts obscenities at everyone.

PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!

But we WOULD eat Kraft dinner!

Of course we would, we'd just eat more!

And buy really expensive ketchups.

"Napoleon Dynamite is an awkward, rather cruel person who doesn't have any friends. Then he makes a friend and dances."

Stupid movie. Probably one of the dumbest I've ever seen.

The only good thing to come from Napoleon Dynamite was the Robot Chicken parody.

On another note, I feel like ranking and reviewing Sandler films now, if only to fully express how terrible some of them are.

There are no good or funny Adam Sandler movies. Except maybe Reign Over Me.

Why does nobody like Little Nicky? Or The Waterboy?

I loved college so much that I work there now.

So far it's been good, granted I haven't stared classes yet...

Fuck, I wish I was going back to college this week. This was one of the biggest party weeks!

I guess not everyone is for sarcastic jokes tonight.

Those aren't there as an aspirational tool.

You lovable scamp.

Its only acceptable to say Ooh Yeah if you're the Kool-Aid Man

...Carlito1981 makes me no longer want to live on this planet.

Act on that instinct.

Wolfpac fannypack, give a dog a bone?

This ol' 90's pro-wrestler came rollin' home.

I forgot they were called wrestlers back then.

Hmm, that's strange but convenient. Sadly, you have to get it through the DMV in Tennessee.

Keep calling. People cancel their appointments.

I drove my sister 4 hours because everything in a reasonable distance was booked solid, and we could do that place on two days notice.

C-Mil is right. Some places here even allow walk ins to replace cancellations. If you're 5 minutes or less from one, wouldn't hurt to check it out in person.

I tried. :/

Surprisingly, Dr. Seuss pronounced his name to rhyme with "rejoice", not "juice" as you might expect.

I saw QI as well

Straight up Ron Simmons, no jive.

Balck Dolphin

Faarooq Justice.

It looks terrible, like whoever made it just got into the 90s phase of "make it all really dark and broody".

I thought that was the 00's phase ever since Batman Begins.

It seems to be in the unfortunate position of being the breaking point for people who are tired of superheroes who need to fight through 'issues' as well as villains.

Nah, throw it on a local trader magazine/Craigslist equivalent. Tons of people will give ya some coin for the parts.

Nuke the HDD, though, lest you have someone else get your info.

Did you install the latest update? If so save it and Sony will probably fix it free because the latest update is apparently bricking people left and right.

Wait, that's what happened to me?!?!

Wait, no, it's you HeadCheese. Change your sig or avatar or something.

Yeah, it's something in your sig. Delete it, you silly billy.

Ok, I will thanks.

Well, Ruki is a damn Sasquatch.

Noted stealer of forty cakes Lex Luthor?

Oh Chris Farley. Sometimes.. I miss you.

I would take a comic book club

I prefer graphic novellas.

Aw, look at the pretty picturesss!

I am the Breakfast Club, Mick.

Is that a sandwich?

Only at iHop

It was implied

No it was a reference to a dance in Back to the Future. Prom is a dance.

You guys should keep arguing. Because it totes matters.

No return policy so live with it.

I was hoping for a summer sausage and some Ritz crackers.

Maybe next year, Sousa.

You want a lapdance from HeadCheese? He's just a child. :/

Jimmy turned him down.

I'd be happier with the dollar.

Mick Foley it is.

Settings (the crossed hammer and wrench button) ==> "User Preferences" ==> Uncheck "Show stats as grades rather than numbers" and save.

Thank you, kind sir.

... liar.

no.

Check the Wrestling in Pictures thread.

If you want to go with a recent WWE analogy, I'd say Hamlet is most like the sequence from HIAC where ADR and Orton seem afraid to hit each other.

Orton encounters the Godfather in the locker room and says "EXCELLENT WELL, YOU ARE A FISHMONGERER."

If AJ Lee starts skipping around and handing out flowers, keep her far away from any river (or, if you want to go with Almereyda's version, any fountains).