Dan

I know! Use this! *tosses over a megaphone*

Needs more Dans.

Loves a good Partridge reference.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU, this is a call to arms for Dicks across EWB. We must end Dan.

My mother has seen to that with her vicious STI's

If only Raving Rich was still here, he'd make a list of ways to end Dan.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

I was speaking earlier with a man who identified himself as Detective Wilson and I believe that he would be very interested to know why people continue to start fires within his juristiction.

There's usually milk chocolate bounties in the vending machine in the SU near mine. Went over and checked - they've replaced them with Kinder Buenos. Gutted.

I'm still waiting for that fifty quid, Dan.

Kinder Buenos are good too.

Dan prefers White Ops.

Such a racist. Dan hates NGHs

To be fair, it's pretty naff.

Wooo, another game I can't actually play has ARRIVED!

Actually, you might be surprised with L4D2. I don't think it's nearly demanding as a lot of things. That and it's 5 years old at this point.

It's possible. I figured I'd download it anyway because if/when I get a new PC I'm gonna have tons of games to play. FORWARD THINKING.

In the couch most likely, next to the remote and 200 dollars in change.

Under the stairs.

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.

I hope you didn't wash it. You lose all the best e-feds that way.

Is there a reward for finding it?

Keep an eye out for it.

*Pokes Dan*

GA likes this.

You sick bastard, stop watching me poke Dan.

Shut up Venereal Disease, Ellis is a saint :@

Love you, Dick. x x x

Love you too, other Dick xxx

Well someone is well endowed.

My Spidey-Sense is tingling.

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us."

Great news.

This is a well deserved punishment.

Braden Walker..

Terrible idea.

*Dan Ellis

Cheers, Maxx.

Lucky...When I got suspended I wasn't even allowed in the status box

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Hello Dan Blaine!

Looking forward to this failing to get off the ground.

Getting it off the ground will be easier than keeping it off the ground.

Oh come on, it's not a diary :/

I thought that was proved when Be got laid?

LOL

It's true. This was just the nail in the coffin.

could have been worse, could have Spainish

Or New Zealander A Draw against Italy... The Shame!!!

my poor italians

I've suited up for a cup final.

I actually believe you.

I have. And I've played CM for 24 hours straight. Rites of passage.

I concur.

And knowing is half the battle...

Why say what we're all thinking? =/

don't tempt me!

I hope someome straps some C4 on you and detonates it.

Wishing someone dead? Ban Ellis in '12.

I second the motion on Ellis being banned in '12, provided it's altered where instead of Ellis it is Dan.

What the fuck.

Why post a video of a guy cutting his thumb off? Ban this idiot, Kaney.

Go photo bomb them or whatever the equivalent is for live telivision reports.

Go hold up a "-1 for Baddar" sign

Oh Don Piano?

I hope you get hit by a train.

Only the ones on your PSP.

2005