MortonElephant

Okay, thanks MPH. You are very beautiful btw berober.

Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.

Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.

I like sooza's best

It's sad that it took to C-Mil before someone went "in the name of love"

Internet's a young man's game.

You think you're so cool with your big words and your smaller difficult words!?!

Am I the only that thought of Steve Byrne after reading that?

I actually thought of Steve Blackman. Then again, I often do.

MortonElephant: King of humor.

He died in my TEW game. ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!

Then maybe you should seriously consider re-evaluating your life.

Gimmick idea: Dean Ambrose uses Dean Pelton's shtick of using the word "dean" in parts of words. Dean-a-ling-a-ling!

To paraphrase Wanda Sykes: This salt shaker is so stupid. It's totally MortonElephant.

Ha! @OctoberRavenO

What are "Things MortonElephant has never seen in real life?"

You need to go.

Genuinely curious: What did you hope to achieve from this status?

That's the point, though: they've spent so much time building Cena up that he's virtually the only person who CAN win MiTB, blow the cash-in, and walk away without looking like a choke artist.

It's a toss up for me...on one hand, Punk is very over and having an awesome reign, and the crowd isn't sick of him. On the other hand, Cena still remains the #1 star in the company, it's the 1000th Raw, and a major title change would cement the show as being a huge deal. So in the end, for me it comes down to personal preference, and I happen to prefer Punk to Cena...

Sell. Cena loses/wins by DQ by run-in from Rock/Barret/Orton/Show/Sting/Flair/Matt Hardy...

*ahem* BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Is mass genocide less of an issue on the moon?

Well, yes, but can you eat it?

Seriously, who the fuck thinks this is acceptable?

Go on Facebook, find your best friend, tell him "Hey, your mother/wife/girlfriend/thatchickyouhaveathingfor (choose whichever applies) just died".

Then after they check and find out that person is still alive, then message them saying "I meant in The Sims 3 lol". See how they react.

Cunt.

HEY MORTON. BOOOOOO.

I don't think Dick Slater is on EWB.

What gimmick?

Didn't somebody knock his lights out about a year ago and he couldn't remember anything? I remember him high fiving the opposing tag team and not realizing who his partner was.. i think that was w/ Orlando Jordan and his crazy bisexual gimmick. So, apparently he just never got back to "normal"?

Eric 'What's on the other channel' Young

Title Bout Championship Boxing

Heavy Rain.

Motha' fuckin' PONG!

Yeah, I'll take one extra large pizza, extra cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, Canadian bacon, ground beef, green peppers, red peppers, pineapple and broccoli, along with a thing of Cheesy Bread and a 2-Liter of Pepsi.

And Luigi, motherfucker.

Why does Nevada let you keep your referee's license?

Haha, I thought of that right after I posted the comment. It was Epico (though it wasn't Carlito)

Carlito

That match was pretty shit.

@EWBMortonElephant #GoAwayPlease

RT @Spanktooth_Tyler @EWBMortonElehant #GoAwayPlease

no. bo. dy. fuc. king. cares.

They both work with pie? (I'm used to telling jokes that aren't funny)

They both get paid!

They both can look at it but can't eat it! HA!

Go away.

If this were a Happy Gilmore reference, it would be 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast' not 'I eat shit like you for breakfast.'

Hence, Go away.

Hahaha, Morton is a poo-muncher.

It wasn't that good.

Voting doesnt open until November

I should say the first 10 pages were awesome then it just got boring.

hah whos this?

Probably a good tag team that doesn't have any lame indy names in it.

It was off Mongo Wrestling Alliance.

Nope.

Not now that you've ruined it.

I'm glad I ruined it, jerk.

Who the devil are you?

Do you guys hear something?

R.I.P MortonElephant 2012-2012

My BabyMama said the latter to me yesterday. Which was weird as she referred to me saying it 5 yrs ago, and we're not together and I am currently seeing someone else :/

It's not your fault Morton, Ollie just found someone else.

It's Ollies go to line on the first date.

where in the hell can i watch NXT? im hearing alot of good things about it.

http://www.desirulez.net/weeklies/

Watch if from there playah. Holla back!

Youtube the shows they're all there

No, feed yourself.

+1

Feed him the turnted food with the jar of cheese sauce in it.

People of Wal-Mart: Home of Man Beasts, Girl Next Door's and people suffering from The Ryland Effect.

Luckily for them, the medication to treat The Ryland Effect can be found near the pharmacy.

Consult your doctor if Ryland Effect lasts more than 4 hours.

im offended by your language.

I'm offended by you being offended by that language.