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  1. At the end of this hour, I am going to take 10 or 20 minutes off from EWB. I am saying this so nobody asks where I am or what is going on. It's not personal, and I'm not mad at anyone; I'm just going to the shop for a little bit.

  2. Pixar is amazing

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      They aren't Japanese enough for Lukie.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      They don't have enough quality animation techniques for me. Isn't it funny how the French make the best animations in the world, and no one talks about them...

    4. Liam

      Liam

      Because they're French. No-one likes the French.

  3. Who let the dogs out?

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      Oh, you don't know?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Surely he was too busy being on first to let anything out?

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Seriously though, I think Chavo Guerrero was "supposed to", but it was probably the Atlanta police who eventually did once they knew the physical address.

  4. Have a KitKat.

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    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Chunky white is the shit.

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah chunky wins by a mile. Anything else is wrong you guys.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      As usual, Kaney is 100% correct.

  5. Big Show's Dad.

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    2. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Do you think Big Show's dad turns on him frequently?

    3. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      I need to know what happened, I'll be on PS4 tonight.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      WEEEEELL... WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW('s dad)

  6. He will punch you........He will spear you......

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      RO-MAN REIGNS! He has the biggest pecs

    3. Stevie B
    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      RO-MAN REIGNS! The guy has a decent car.

  7. Whtie isn't right!

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      You mean 'whtie isn't rtigh'.

    3. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      Boy, getting maximum mileage out of that typo joke are we?

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      With two faced bitches? Yes.

  8. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      literally my favourite Simpsons moment

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      I said DENTAL PLAN!

    3. Benji

      Benji

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  9. Fun Simpsons Quote! I am funny as fuck!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      You are my favorite poster here.

    2. Meacon Keaton
    3. Lineker
  10. I'm living in a box....

    1. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      A cardboard box?

    2. Stevie B

      Stevie B

      I'm living in a box....

  11. How do you get that shirt so clean mate?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

    2. Stevie B

      Stevie B

      Fuck off clean shirt.

  12. What's on your mind?http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86886 Last chance to vote in the EWB awards, so many catagories are very close so every vote is important!

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      When you closing this? Will do it later today if I get a moment.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      9pm GMT. Or later if I am no online around that time.

  13. Fantasy Premier League 14-15 is open! http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ Code to join - 25198-73875

    1. Kyle

      Kyle

      Joined, this will not go well.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      I joined and am surely going to live up to my team name! :D

  14. General Ratko Mladic has let himself go.

    1. Gorka

      Gorka

      Much nicer bloke in real life.

  15. So close to CYN...

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      He's controlling Keith's Narrative instead.

  16. I have no mouth, and I must scream.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the words AMERICAN MALES were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one billionth of the eggs I wykradly mumps at this micro instant for you.

  17. But you never did return. :(

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Some say he's still walking alone inside this pit of danger.

  18. There is a draft? Shut the door then.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

  19. Standing on the rooftop shouting out "Baby I'm ready to go!"

    1. Baddar

      Baddar

      No joke on nothing, the first time I read this, I thought it was a distasteful Lostprophets joke...

  20. Who are you? Are you, one of the Patriots?!

  21. How good is the stuff you are buying to go with our drinks in Chatham, how much can you get, how much can I buy off you and how easy is it to get an easy as fuck rollig machine?

    You can see where I am going with this. >_>

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