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  1. I'm sorry WCW, I could never buy that Arn Anderson would run away from RoboCop. Arn Anderson runs away from nobody.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I was merely begging the question of LL, not changing what I said, silly Chester! I hope Arn Anderson spinebusts you.

    3. C-MIL
    4. LL!

      LL!

      The second he sees C-Mil he will run away like the pussy that he is.

  2. DaRealPerez is most active in 'Hall of Fame', I almost spat out my tea.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      For you youngun's, EW5000 came before 6000, 7000, 8000, 9000, Extreme Warfare Deluxe, EWR's 1.0 to 4.2, TEW's 05, 08, and 10

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      You're a kid. I played the original EW way, way back in the day.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I first played EW on an arcade machine in a pub in Cumbria in 1978.

  3. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Bunch of savages on this forum...

    3. Mick
    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Aaaaaand that's 38. Bit too much teeth though. :/

  4. Board Watch: MST3k - Who'd be up for such a thing? Discuss the possiblities the thread, won't you? http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=82980&st=140

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      If you're interested, go to the thread and discuss when we should do it.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HBOB!?

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HBOB!?

  5. ROLEPLAY 4 WRESTLING! - Coming Soon To Nowhere

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      DMN's guy vs. Gazz's guy for the Ultra World HardXCore Xtreme Championship - In an exploding arena match!!!

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      also i'm really badass cus i say fuck a lot, and sometimes even cunt

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I have the talent of Bret Hart, loved like Eddie Guerrero, as cool as Chris Jericho and hard as nails like Steve Austin.

  6. Today, is EWB's version of the death of bin Laden. viperlike has been banned!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The banning of viperlike was illegall and not at all 'justice'.

    3. Rusty3:16

      Rusty3:16

      but who is gonna call every member of the Roster "Young Man"?!

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      This young lady, Kaitlyn, could be the best Diva on Smackdown.

  7. Sousa is going to start following Kirkland around and saying 'braaaaaaaaaaaains' until Sousanukah ends.

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    2. The DBZemon King

      The DBZemon King

      Oh and you aren't better at it, you're just here more often. :-)

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If you follow Kirkland around, he only walks you home anyway.

    4. =BK=

      =BK=

      I ignored you because it gets annoying, DBZ. The first time its a joke, the rest is just trolling.

  8. I'm finally no longer a donator. :( But I should be able to donate again soon. I hope.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      To see if people actually watch the credits. :P

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And that footage I pointed out was to see if people actually watch the pre-credits stuff!

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      Exactly! You're catching on, Ellis!

  9. Somehow, I just concocted a idea in my head whereby Kane and Scott Vick killed Katie Vick because she discovered the two were lovers. Somehow this would mean all Kane's problems stem from repressed homosexuality driving him crazy.

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    2. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Again? So soon? You ARE a machine! Oh myyyyyy

    3. GA!

      GA!

      The Big Throbbing Red Machine.

    4. -A-

      -A-

      Michael Vick got involved and that's when shit got really weird.

  10. If you were born in 1994, feel guilty! FOR SOME REASON!

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Nineteen ninety-four

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      If you remember *object* you were a child once!

  11. New Unemployed Historian: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA! http://blip.tv/theunemployedhistorian/episode-7-300-2007-6362747

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Man, that "friend of a show" is an asshole. You should kill him.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I can't believe you actually used the "that's not how lesbians work" line.

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      It formed part of a legit rant I went on to myself while taking a break from watching the film. Most of the conclusion came from that! :P

  12. Wallet Inspector!

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    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Lighten up, Bitterman, that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet...Secretary of Partying Down!

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Mrs. Simpson, we all have nose bleeds.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Curly, straight. Curly, straight. Curly, straight.

  13. Quote from EWBs actual rules: '16. Sousa runs everything up in this bitch.' One wrong move and he sends you to his Bacon Mines.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      You thought The Generals were due!

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      That game was rigged, they were using a ladder.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER!

      JUST TAKE IT!

  14. ROBOT ROLL CALL!

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      As always Sousa is correct!

      Cambot (You're on!/Pan Left)

      Gypsy (Oh my stars!/Hey girl)

      Tom Servo (Check me out!/What a cool guy)

      Crooooow (I'm different/I don't know what was said here in Joel era MST)

    3. Josh

      Josh

      Wisecracker, I believe.

    4. The Dork Knight

      The Dork Knight

      I was actually doing the KTMA version...

  15. To sum up. Nerf: RAR RAR, THE RING, TROLL SOUSA, Blaze: LOL NERF, Nerf: ARGH Blaze: STFU *Nerf has signed off EWB* *LD makes a sandwich*

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    2. DFF

      DFF

      I must be in the minority that actually likes MPH >_>

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      The majority likes MPH, it's just the same few people who say they don't like him over and over to make it sound like everyone does.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Back it up! What was in this sandwich?

  16. I like Chris Gaines more than I like Garth Brooks.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      I came here to post that, Ellis :@

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sorry. I don't even like him really. He's a very angry man.

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      You cant really compare them. Garth Brooks is country and Chris Gaines was quite the rocker. Too different things sir!

  17. I eagerly await jth1981's next series of WrestleMania main event themed 'jokes'.

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      You suck, ORO!

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Leave it to Ellis to take MPH's shitty attempt and make it something beautiful.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Man walks into a bar - gets fined for taking a hit to the head.

  18. Who will eat the Undertaker's steak?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I remember it being refereed by Steve Corino, and he got in trouble for blading the hot dogs.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      The SummerSlam rematch was a pork-chop fest.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Grizzly Redwood.

  19. Facebook reccommended I like Hall and Oats, but, I can't go for that (no can do).

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    2. HC

      HC

      This status is makin' my dreams come true.

    3. Mancuerda

      Mancuerda

      They're watching you. They see your every move.

    4. Captain Eo

      Captain Eo

      I guess you never had an adult education then either?

  20. I'm contemplating doing an Ultimate Soccer Manager 98 diary. I've never done a diary before. Is this a good idea EWB?

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Just make it last longer than my CM01/02 Wimbledon diary.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      It shouldn't be too hard to do a longish USM diary. The seasons can go by pretty quickly.

      I'd just have to figure out who would be good to manage.

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      I've decided on Tranmere Rovers, they have John Aldridge.

  21. I, The Unemployed Historian, am currently unable to edit my next episode, this makes me a sad panda. You could make me happier by being one of the 4 extra people to like me on Facebook in order to get my page on 50 likes! Go on! It's my birthday tomorrow! http://www.facebook.com/TheUnemployedHistorian

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Pfft! Where were you guys in the first place? I WAS THERE SINCE DAY 1!

    3. Josh

      Josh

      Das right. OG UE Likers f'life.

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      I love you all.

      But I love Josh most.

      But I love LL the hardest.

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