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Status Updates posted by Hobo
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I'm sorry WCW, I could never buy that Arn Anderson would run away from RoboCop. Arn Anderson runs away from nobody.
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I was merely begging the question of LL, not changing what I said, silly Chester! I hope Arn Anderson spinebusts you.
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Nope.
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The second he sees C-Mil he will run away like the pussy that he is.
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DaRealPerez is most active in 'Hall of Fame', I almost spat out my tea.
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For you youngun's, EW5000 came before 6000, 7000, 8000, 9000, Extreme Warfare Deluxe, EWR's 1.0 to 4.2, TEW's 05, 08, and 10
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You're a kid. I played the original EW way, way back in the day.
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I first played EW on an arcade machine in a pub in Cumbria in 1978.
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My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
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Bunch of savages on this forum...
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...37?!
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Aaaaaand that's 38. Bit too much teeth though. :/
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Board Watch: MST3k - Who'd be up for such a thing? Discuss the possiblities the thread, won't you? http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=82980&st=140
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If you're interested, go to the thread and discuss when we should do it.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HBOB!?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HBOB!?
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ROLEPLAY 4 WRESTLING! - Coming Soon To Nowhere
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DMN's guy vs. Gazz's guy for the Ultra World HardXCore Xtreme Championship - In an exploding arena match!!!
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also i'm really badass cus i say fuck a lot, and sometimes even cunt
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I have the talent of Bret Hart, loved like Eddie Guerrero, as cool as Chris Jericho and hard as nails like Steve Austin.
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Today, is EWB's version of the death of bin Laden. viperlike has been banned!
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The banning of viperlike was illegall and not at all 'justice'.
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but who is gonna call every member of the Roster "Young Man"?!
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This young lady, Kaitlyn, could be the best Diva on Smackdown.
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Sousa is going to start following Kirkland around and saying 'braaaaaaaaaaaains' until Sousanukah ends.
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Oh and you aren't better at it, you're just here more often. :-)
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If you follow Kirkland around, he only walks you home anyway.
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I ignored you because it gets annoying, DBZ. The first time its a joke, the rest is just trolling.
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I'm finally no longer a donator. But I should be able to donate again soon. I hope.
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Hobo missed RW's meltdown?
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I'd think so, yeah.
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Oh the ironing!
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Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Hypnosis
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Super Calo
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Galaxy
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UH - Man on The Moon Part 2. In which I wrestle a bear: http://blip.tv/theunemployedhistorian/episode-6-man-on-the-moon-1999-part-two-6325498
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To see if people actually watch the credits.
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And that footage I pointed out was to see if people actually watch the pre-credits stuff!
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Exactly! You're catching on, Ellis!
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Somehow, I just concocted a idea in my head whereby Kane and Scott Vick killed Katie Vick because she discovered the two were lovers. Somehow this would mean all Kane's problems stem from repressed homosexuality driving him crazy.
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Again? So soon? You ARE a machine! Oh myyyyyy
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The Big Throbbing Red Machine.
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Michael Vick got involved and that's when shit got really weird.
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ROB VAN DAM
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VAAAAAN TERMINATUUUUUH
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I'll be VAN BAAAAAAAAAACK
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VAN DYKE EXPRESSWAAAY!
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If you were born in 1994, feel guilty! FOR SOME REASON!
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Nineteen ninety-four
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HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If you remember *object* you were a child once!
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New Unemployed Historian: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA! http://blip.tv/theunemployedhistorian/episode-7-300-2007-6362747
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Man, that "friend of a show" is an asshole. You should kill him.
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I can't believe you actually used the "that's not how lesbians work" line.
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It formed part of a legit rant I went on to myself while taking a break from watching the film. Most of the conclusion came from that!
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Wallet Inspector!
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Lighten up, Bitterman, that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet...Secretary of Partying Down!
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Mrs. Simpson, we all have nose bleeds.
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Curly, straight. Curly, straight. Curly, straight.
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You remind me of the babe.
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You do.
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The pig?
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Great film.
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Quote from EWBs actual rules: '16. Sousa runs everything up in this bitch.' One wrong move and he sends you to his Bacon Mines.
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You thought The Generals were due!
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That game was rigged, they were using a ladder.
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HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER!
JUST TAKE IT!
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ROBOT ROLL CALL!
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As always Sousa is correct!
Cambot (You're on!/Pan Left)
Gypsy (Oh my stars!/Hey girl)
Tom Servo (Check me out!/What a cool guy)
Crooooow (I'm different/I don't know what was said here in Joel era MST)
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Wisecracker, I believe.
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I was actually doing the KTMA version...
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To sum up. Nerf: RAR RAR, THE RING, TROLL SOUSA, Blaze: LOL NERF, Nerf: ARGH Blaze: STFU *Nerf has signed off EWB* *LD makes a sandwich*
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I must be in the minority that actually likes MPH >_>
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The majority likes MPH, it's just the same few people who say they don't like him over and over to make it sound like everyone does.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Back it up! What was in this sandwich?
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I like Chris Gaines more than I like Garth Brooks.
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I came here to post that, Ellis :@
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Sorry. I don't even like him really. He's a very angry man.
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You cant really compare them. Garth Brooks is country and Chris Gaines was quite the rocker. Too different things sir!
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I eagerly await jth1981's next series of WrestleMania main event themed 'jokes'.
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You suck, ORO!
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Leave it to Ellis to take MPH's shitty attempt and make it something beautiful.
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Man walks into a bar - gets fined for taking a hit to the head.
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Who will eat the Undertaker's steak?
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I remember it being refereed by Steve Corino, and he got in trouble for blading the hot dogs.
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The SummerSlam rematch was a pork-chop fest.
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Grizzly Redwood.
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Facebook reccommended I like Hall and Oats, but, I can't go for that (no can do).
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This status is makin' my dreams come true.
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They're watching you. They see your every move.
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I guess you never had an adult education then either?
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I'm contemplating doing an Ultimate Soccer Manager 98 diary. I've never done a diary before. Is this a good idea EWB?
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Just make it last longer than my CM01/02 Wimbledon diary.
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It shouldn't be too hard to do a longish USM diary. The seasons can go by pretty quickly.
I'd just have to figure out who would be good to manage.
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I've decided on Tranmere Rovers, they have John Aldridge.
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I, The Unemployed Historian, am currently unable to edit my next episode, this makes me a sad panda. You could make me happier by being one of the 4 extra people to like me on Facebook in order to get my page on 50 likes! Go on! It's my birthday tomorrow! http://www.facebook.com/TheUnemployedHistorian
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Pfft! Where were you guys in the first place? I WAS THERE SINCE DAY 1!
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Das right. OG UE Likers f'life.
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I love you all.
But I love Josh most.
But I love LL the hardest.