King Ellis
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Grizzly Redwood
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mmmm FizzleBeef Roll.... Sounds good until you find out what the 'Fizzle' is °-°
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Crud Bonemeal.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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With the network premiere of Wrestlemania 28 coming up, which pop song do we expect to serve as Taker's entrance theme? Another Katy Perry? Nicky Minaj? Carly Rae Jepsen?
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Never call an audible again.
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Will it be on the WWE Network?
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No, the network won't premier until the Human Evolution takes one more step.
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Open interviews this Thursday for the position of Official Sousa Dickrider.
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I don't think it's possible to have one knive.
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Congratulations. You successfully pointed out a mistake, well done! Hats off to you!
Get a thrill out of that, do you? Makes you feel good, does it?
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I think it's preferred if he brought a 'knave'
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Krusty The Klown. Gabbo. The Weekday Afternoon Wars are coming to the Dome.
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downloading it now this is going to be sick
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Lisa needs braces!
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No
No she doesn't Eddie.
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We're whalers on the moon!
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We carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and we sing our whaling tune!
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FINALLY!
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One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Strrrrraight to the moon!
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
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+1 for Hobo.
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NO! Everyone knows that the moon is made of cheese!
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http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/07/11/glenn-becks-moon-made-of-cheese/194834
The moon is made of Glenn Beck.
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Long shot but any UK'ers got one of these 20% off electricals on eBay? The possibility of a PS4/Xbox One for about £250 is tempting.
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Lars is drunk, confirmed. The Xbox One is a bit more tempting due to the price drop, but no. Don't do it. PS4 all the way.
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I can't have either unless someone has one of these codes on their account! That and them needing to trust me enough to wire them the money and me trust them enough for them not to just pocket it and say "What £250?"
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You can trust me, Ellis.
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http://www.justin.tv/kouerson Come watch Kou J Kouerson play games and talk nonsense as he does so.
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Charming.
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Kou sucks
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Kou sucks because he rejected my Steam friend add.
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I've got bad news for you 'Ellis in the RAW chat' fans...
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I like all those things!
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I like all those things!
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I have good news for you "Ellis is a piece of shit that needs to die" fans!
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After many complaints are lodged, an N7 Dragons thread is made. Within hours, EWB dies. Sounds to me like the EWB Gods don't want seperate threads.
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The Dragon > The Dragons
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Wow, Nerf. We were just playing around but you had to take things too far.
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Enter The Dragons.
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Apparently tonights Channel 4 news had a shocking piece on internet chat room Habbo Hotel. Reporters were horrofied when they found out it still existed.
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We get it stoke.
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Shut up, Overload.
You too, Daniel.
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Stupid phone always double-posts all my comments. ¬_¬
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D-Lyrium forums are proud to announce the permanent signing of Mr Potato Head on a free transfer from EWB. Manager Ringo Masterson said he was delighted to add such an accomplished and experienced troll to his squad.
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Wonderful!
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Wait, D-Lyrium is a forum? I thought it was just some guy on GDS' forum.
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D-Lyrium sucked
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Liniker is currently on 67 posts for the day. Everyone lend your support as we reach the end of the transfer window and he tries to reach his century!
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82 - NOT OUT
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Ellis smells like poop, because he loves poop and eats the poop.
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Who do you think you are, Martin Ssempa?
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Who wants to help pick my final Stephen King film for tomorrow?
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NO. Though, Sometimes They Come Back is much shorter than I had anticipated so I suppose that can be eligible.
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Do noted steaming pile of shit, Dreamcatcher!
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2 hours and 13 minutes? You sick little monkey!
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Srar is going for the old 'having the most active post in every forum' trick. Good luck to her!
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Well, it is a Saturday, that's Liniker's most active posting day!
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Does Links ever do anything remotely useful?
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Never.
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Kirkland got slapped?!
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I think you may have missed the... ah, forget it.
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Speaking of which, anyone seen Matt around lately?
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I saw him in ASDA this morning.
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I'm looking for Chmelar, first name Fanny. Hey everybody, i'm looking for a Fanny Chmelar!
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TOO MANY THIGHS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! THIS JOKE IS LAME!
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I'm glad you think it's a joke, Kats. That's the womans name!
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I feel bad that I too saw this on the chase.
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Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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Go away, lunchbox.
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Don't need money! Don't need fame! Don't need no credit card to ride this train!
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You mean we're not going to Rome like you promised?
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Apparently i've passed 20,000 posts.
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Congrats.
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Was it worth it Ellis? Was it really worth it?
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Slightly a head of me in Achievements and Post count....I'M COMING FOR YOU ELLIS!
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Week 1 of October is done, why not catch up on my blog? Highlights include two doctors, some tomatoes and a basket. Oh and GIANT SPIDERS. http://amplesalty.tumblr.com/
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Fuck you, Ellis.
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Packers?
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Alas, no.
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Bring back the EWB Attitude Era! We want a to bring back a time when Dan could call an admin a cunt and get away with it! None of this kiddy PG mature era bullshit!
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JukeboxHero is coming back to end the pee gee urrrraahhhhhh
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Jukebox Hero is coming back to lead the Zack Rydur urruhhhh!
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It all went downhill when I got suspended for posting that penis in Motherfucking Cocksuckers
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Modern Warfare 3: The John Cena of video games.
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They both wear jorts?
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It's about as fresh as my uncle's jokes about poor people?
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so true. kid at my house just bought MW3, looks exactly the same as Black Ops and sounds just like MW1
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After the untimely death of Zack Ryder, Stephanie asked if Triple H would help with the funeral. "Sure, I'm used to burying him."
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I didn't. What did he die of?
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Suffocation. He couldn't breathe underneath that glass ceiling.
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I can find nothing about this on any wrestling news outlet. It's not on wiki either. I think you're making it up.
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The snow is really coming down this morning.
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Baddar makes the best point.
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Dan is just a poor man's Baddar and that's just sad.
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He'd rather be a poor man's Baddar than a poor man's Kaney.
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Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks.
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When you need help, just call...
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales, Male Revue.
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales WHEN THERE'S DANGERRRR.
