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  1. Anyone else got a facebook friend request from Canary today?

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Just you it seems you lucky boy!

    3. Matt

      Matt

      So he was desperate to leave but still wanted to stay in touch?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      He'll probably beg to be let back now.

  2. PSA: Lineker's gone baby making so some other nonce will need to do the show threads for the forseeable.

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      And his johnson deep in the missus, what multi-tasking.

    3. MDK

      MDK

      Johnson Deep was my favourite Jazz musician 

    4. GA!

      GA!

      John Son Deep is my favourite Tottenham player.

  3. Before anyone asks if Raw was worth watching, yes it was.

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    2. brenchill
    3. IDOL

      IDOL

      Russian lady :wub:

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Carlito, it would be easier to tell you what parts weren't memorable.

  4. Is it too late to sacrifice HeadCheese to appease the EWB Gods?

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    2. HC

      HC

      Yes, it is too late...I hope...

    3. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      Kaney would only accept him if he was boiled inside something else's stomach. Dem bitches cray.

    4. Cheeky Hughes
  5. Paging Ernie 3 players! Paging Ernie 3 players!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'll take anyone!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Hence all those chubbies.

    4. EddieG

      EddieG

      Gonna play tonight and hopefully have an update up tonight as well.

  6. Can anyone hear that whistling sound? It's like something dropping from a great height? Something hammer shaped? Sounds like it's coming from the direction of the Mod's forum.

  7. I loved you in.... IMDB.

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    2. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      As a licensed Psychology major...

    3. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      I loved my time here; I got laid like crazy.

    4. Berober

      Berober

      Is that something the dean said, because otherwise I don't care.

  8. Today's google logo is unreal.

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    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      ...what's so good about it? Am I missing something?

    3. Ace

      Ace

      I cant see it :( Stupid Chrome keeps loading up the AU page instead.

    4. Dingle

      Dingle

      Man, those maths questions asked by the giant robot were hard, no?

  9. I've got some bad news for all you flierthananostrich fans.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I like him, if only for the fact that his name reminds me of a Gambino lyric, and as such, of Gambino.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      #flierthanostritchfans

    4. Naitch

      Naitch

      #flierthananostrichfan

  10. has been diagnosed with Kaz Hayashi Syndrome. :(

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    2. Pesci

      Pesci

      MPH suffers from Al Magz Syndrome

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      As long as you don't take the same number of the two different pills at the same time, you should be fine.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Beats Roji Panty Complex.

  11. Is there any chance on Saturday we can change the main banner to read 'Fuck off MPH'?

  12. Don't make me slap you Colossus, because I bloody will! >:@

  13. The man who made husbands jealous.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I WILL have satisfaction, Priest. Mark my words.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Ummm, LL, I don't know how to break this to you...

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159892/

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Seven year rule, brah.

  14. Anyone want to guess the number of people who say 'they are done with WWE' tonight if Cena wins?

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      7. 18 if we count the amount of times Heel Turn has said it.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      I'll split the difference: 11.

    4. Plubby

      Plubby

      Splitting the difference would be 12 or 13. Slick, Josh.

  15. So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Nope. It's Baddar's sister. Bitch goes out with everybody.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Your mother's deaf.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I swear, if you guys rag on me thirteen or fourteen more times I am outta here!

  16. Arn Anderson

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    2. Sousa
    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      You make a good point, Gazz. A very good point.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      It is a good point, but I'd like to offer the following rebuttal: Arn Anderson.

  17. is fucking someone's North American wife. Good times.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Meacon's actually.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      That'd explain why she was late getting home. At least she brought supper. :)

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      You learn well Gazz.

  18. lol, hockey

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    2. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      Ice Soccer to be exact

    3. Plubby
    4. LL!

      LL!

      There we go. Took a while, but MPH's resident butt plug is here to do his job.

  19. Wants to call daughter Knives. Wife has shot idea down. Bitch. :/

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    2. zap

      zap

      Tell her, "Fork you!" and then spoon. <3

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You don't bring Knives to a gun fight.

    4. Rich

      Rich

      I suggest "Young Neil" for a first born son

  20. You can't spell epicbewbz without EWB.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      You can't spell "tawdry web of lies" without EWB.

    3. badotori

      badotori

      You can't spell "raunchy Jew bikini contest" without EWB.

      Fact.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      You can't spell "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America" without EWB.

  21. MONEY MONEY YEAH YEAH!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      THOSE EUROS, EUROS

      YEAH YEAH!

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS! OH NOES!

    3. IDOL

      IDOL

      Pesos, Pesos, Si, Si!

  22. Oliver 'Mr. Reaction' Fitzgerald.

    1. New Damage
    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      This won't be one lived down in a hurry.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Each time I read that text, the more I laughed.

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