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Who will be the first to challenge Carlito for the Carlito Championship? a) Carlito, b) Carlito, c) Carlito, d) Carlito, e) All of the above
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A mysterious stranger, Carl Ito.
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Guy Incognito.
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I dont know but Carlito Vs Carlito Vs Carlito Vs Carlito Vs Carlito sounds great
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This just in! WrestleMania 29 main event set to be announced on Raw Monday and replayed in its entirety all week. WrestleMania 30 main event will be announced the following week. In a related story, Smackdown still gets no respect.
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We, as a collective, make up the internet meme known as "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!"
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Okay, here's a protip; someone who is as bad at understanding sarcasm as you apparently are probably shouldn't be trying to use it.
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Ok, so don't use sarcasm? I understand sarcasm just fine, which is why I sarcastically replied. Would you rather I get all bent out of shape about something so stupid and pointless rather than just laughing it off?
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I'm amused "Who will challenge Carlito?","Who will challenge Giant Bernard?" etc. has become a running gag in so many threads it has nothing to do with. Maybe its to mock me, maybe its to ridicule me, but whatever the case, no publicity is bad publicity. Carry on.
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What? This is my first post here.
Oh, I'm sorry, your son is also named Sousa.
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jth doesn't have the guts to delete this post.
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That was Be, not Sousa.
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Now that Carlito has regained the I-3 Title, what should his next goal be?: a) challenge for the World Title, b) become President of the United States, c) challenge the Undertaker's Streak at WrestleMania XXIX
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Carlito!
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Carlito needs to stay the course. Sobriety is a marathon, not a sprint. It is a goal achieved one day... nay, one hour at a time every hour of every day.
Leave the politics to the children.
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Why not all three?
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Its my 30th Birthday! Its also pmiriancunnighamr and tgradylevyx's 30th, uwosashley's 28th and Emperor DC's 22nd. Hope you all have great b-days
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Carlito!
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Happy birthday pmiriancunnighamr!
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If you're wondering where your hilarious barb went, I deleted it.
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
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Merry Christmas to all and Nathan Jones, who's been to jail!
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Not only that, he also apparently produces his own milk
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He's a man of many talents, to be sure.
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Melina v. Alicia Fox: The build-up was superb, the athleticism extraordinary, the star power unmatched, the fans were in a frenzy to see it happen, it had WrestleMania main event written all over it and it delivered in spades. Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels had nothing on this.....HAHAHAHA, sorry I couldn't get through that with a straight face. The match was terrible
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Or just dead.
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Or just pan.
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Son of a bitch! How dare he mock Stone Cold Steve Austin's favorite match.
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Triple H feud checklist: 1) This Business 2) You made it personal 3) I'm an asskicker 4) Bring in Shawn Michaels to build interest 5) Have opponent make derogatory comments about Stephanie 6) Every match he competes in is No Disqualification/No Holds Barred/Hell in a Cell, etc., never a straight singles match 7) If Triple H wins, its all about him and his passion for this business 8) If Triple H loses, see #7
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If Triple H loses, wait a year and then act as if he won.
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Or, in the case of WM27, wait a day and act like he won.
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*takes notes*
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6 years ago today I joined EWB and I have 1,024 posts, which coincidentally 10/24 is my birthday. Odds are 1,000 of those posts probably pissed somebody off. For that I apologize to all of you. Foot in mouth disease and all
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No, we just laugh at you behind your back for your infinitely crappy e-fed thing.
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I thought this status was bad enough. Then DJ Ice came in.
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Thanks to the word filter, now my ICW promotion features the Larry Zbyszko Heavyweight Title, while the reigning North American Champion is Joe E. Larry Zbyszko lol
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Larry wait for it Zbyszko!
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Surely it's Larry wait for it Zbyszkoary?
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Global warming is a self-centered and flawed theory. If you look at old photographs, you can see the sun getting hotter.
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It took me 10 years and nearly 2 months, but I've made 5000 posts on EWB! If I had a nickel for every post I made on here, I'd have......5000 nickels! Or 250 dollars, but that doesn't sound THAT impressive does it? Well neither does 5000 posts over 10 years when you think about it, its only 1.37 posts per day. But still, its something right?
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Generally spicy food is a good challenger. I wonder if Curry Man has ever challenged Carlito.
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No he hasn't, since I just signed Christopher Daniels to my roster earlier this year
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Show me the proof that they're the same person
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It is now the 23rd of April 2015 which means I have been part of EWB for 10 straight years now. Thanks for tolerating me all this time.
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Well actually only 5 years trying to find suitable challengers for Carlito, it was William Regal before that
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CLOSE ENOUGH.
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Pfft It's all about the Australian's now.
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Hey EWB, what's better than paying $9.99 a month? Paying nothing and voting in the FutR@ICW.comPetition. Help determine the future stars that may someday challonge Carlito or Nathan Jones and beyond.
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One day I want to Challonge Nathan Jones
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Future Keith! He's like Keith but from THE FUTURE!
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Since I'm currently in April 2017, he really is from THE FUTURE!
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Have a great one!
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Now give yourself a nice present by challenging for the I-3 Championship.
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Happy birthday
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Guess its time to find out if Bill Murray saw his shadow.
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Phil?!
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I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?
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Stupid groundhog saw his shadow. This whole day is rigged. #notmygroundhog
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2013 brought about a new EWB and now a new ICW Wrestling Online http://icwwrestlingonline.webs.com
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I imagine it will bring lots, and maybe just maybe one of them will beat Carlito lol
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Not even Carlito, can beat Carlito.
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Didn't that used to be Keith's username?
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Braden Walker for President
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Braden Walker to legalize marijuana!
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Vote for him, or he's gonna knock your brains out.
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But will he face Carlito?
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Nathan Jones: He squirts milk from his nipples in the face of people who don't want to be koalas
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Happy Rey Mysterio Day!
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This line cook at I-Hop has a striking similarity to C.M. Punk, wait a minute....he just now quit out of the blue and people here are chanting his name. This could go on for a while.
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32 years ago today, I was born and the first thing I did was ask "who will challenge a 2-year old Carlito?" He spits-up in the face of people who don't want to clean up his drool
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Its my birthday today EWB. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
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Lint is the last one to post in every main area of EWB. Come on everyone else, get on the ball.
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EWB as we know it is closing. Now how am I supposed to find out the answer to the age old question 'Who will challenge Carlito?" Who I ask? WHO? (insert Jim Neidhart jokes here). Guess I'll see you all on the other side, or site, wherever we end up
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I think its time we answered your question jth..Carlito will be challenged by..Carlito! He will carry himself to the previously unattainable 6 star match and springboard WWC right past WWE to be the biggest wrestling promotion in the known universe
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I spit in the face of people who don't think that's a cool idea
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EWB isn't closing.. it's just going to be left without a host for a bit.
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Looking at my WWE 2013 calendar, wondering if C.M. Punk feels disrespected as he isn't assigned to a specific month, but instead on the opening calendar of the last 4 months of this year instead. Of course he wasn't even on the 2012 calendar, while Ted Dibiase was (in that same position mind you)
