Summer Transfer Window 2022

[Szumi]

Beyond parody now 

 

 

[Naitch]

On 26/07/2022 at 14:38, Matt said:

I'm really starting to get sick of AC Milan, the spaghetti eating cunts. I might go find Maldini and punch him in the face

This but Barcelona, punching Xavi, and... paella?

[Baddar]

46 minutes ago, Szumi - A Polack said:

Beyond parody now 

 

 

Apparently they still owe Bordeaux 10m, and they've been demoted to the 3rd tier because of financial trouble.

[Lineker]

2 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Apparently they still owe Bordeaux 10m, and they've been demoted to the 3rd tier because of financial trouble.

Possibly not: 

 

[Szumi]

With DCL actually fit to maybe play a few matches this season, going to wager this is Everton's Richarlison replacement on the left wing.

 

[Lineker]

 

[Matt]

16 hours ago, Naitch said:

This but Barcelona, punching Xavi, and... paella?

Oh aye, we had plenty of Barcelona fucking about with their levers as well

[DFF]

Seen it being reported that if de Jong doesn't leave or take a pay cut, then Barca can't register Lewandowski or Raphinha, haha. 

[Baddar]

They'll work it out, they always seem to. I presume that would apply to the incoming Kounde too.

[RazorsEdge]

10 minutes ago, DFF said:

Seen it being reported that if de Jong doesn't leave or take a pay cut, then Barca can't register Lewandowski or Raphinha, haha. 

As much as I want us to get de Jong this would be absolutely hilarious.

[DavidMarrio]

20 hours ago, Szumi - A Polack said:

With DCL actually fit to maybe play a few matches this season, going to wager this is Everton's Richarlison replacement on the left wing.

 

 

It's official now

[Baddar]

On to the next target, then.

[Lineker]

Arsenal have agreed to send Nuno Tavares on loan to Marseille for the season. The left-back is due to have a medical on Friday before completing a move that will not include an option to buy.

[The Lusophone]

Now who will switch it 60 times a game for Arsenal?

[Lineker]

 

[Szumi]

No surprise he's trying to force a move here

 

FM wonderkid on the move!

 

 

 

 

 

[Hobo]

24 minutes ago, Szumi - A Polack said:

FM wonderkid on the move!

 

 

 

 

 

I much preferred the 2003 Daniel Samek myself.

[Baddar]

 

@Matt

[Szumi]

Posting Fab's tweet of confirmation and not some other journalist is the cherry on top of that post 🤣

[Baddar]

Newcastle have had a 40m bid for James Maddison turned down, apparently.