Premier League 2022/23

[Colly]

Worhammuh!

 

[Colly]

Joelinton not starting makes me fear for my prediction.

[Twist]

ASM is such a terrible decision maker.

[Twist]

And someone teach Joe Willock to lean over the ball when he’s shooting. Swear he puts a couple over the bar every game.

Edited April 2, 2023 by Twist

[Baddar]

Lucky to get to HT. Been dominated.

[Twist]

McTominay and Sabitzer have both been completely absent from the game today. To the point where when Sabitzer was mentioned I assume he’d come on at half time and then had to check line ups for who the other CM was.

[gunnar hendershow]

Truly and completely deserved that goal.

[Twist]

Why yes that was ASM setting up Willock for the goal.

[gunnar hendershow]

Just now, Twist said:

Why yes that was ASM setting up Willock for the goal.

He gets rewarded with a subbing off.

[Twist]

To be fair I’d put Big Joe on with 20 minutes left and a one goal lead as well.

[The Lusophone]

Not a great day for my teams lol.

[Twist]

Get in!

Something incredibly satisfying at putting one over Man U.

Edited April 2, 2023 by Twist

[Colly]

Something something teams going away to top sides and trying to shithouse and timewaste their way to a point something something. 

I genuinely don't know what Man Utds game plan was though, weirdly trying to pass it around the back under pressure, never once actually using Weghorst's only real purpose, thankfully we remembered (eventually) how to finish.

[Twist]

Luke Shaw suggesting that United had the better quality today is utterly laughable.

After that performance, you wouldn’t say Newcastle were the team in the relegation zone 15 months ago.

[Colly]

United did have the better quality today.

[Gazz]

Joe Willock. Not a fan of Swedish Meatballs.

[Twist]

2 hours ago, Colly said:

United did have the better quality today.

Did we watch a different game or am I missing the point you’re making?

[Gazz]

There's only one United and it ain't Manchester

[Twist]

Ahh, of course. I really need to stop falling foul of that.

[The Lusophone]

It's the only team commonly known as United. Newcastle are free to buy it off us with their blood money if they'd like.