2012/13 Europa League thread

[MDK]

He has the perfect job

[METALMAN]

he used to be a handsome man but I think he is quite ugly now

[Khain]

So Ferdinando Torres is the holder of the Champions League, the UEFA Cup, the European Championships and the World Cup sponsored by Mastercard.

ALL OF THEM.

lol. Fernando Torres.

And Mata too :/

[MDK]

IT DOESN'T MATA WHAT YOU THINK

[METALMAN]

My joke.

[MDK]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

[Colly]

As much of a cunt as it makes him I can somewhat understand wearing a kit... But the shin pads?

Because when John Terry sets out to troll you people, he pulls no punches.

You people? That sounds like John Terrys influence to me.

[stokeriño]

You non-Chelsea-fan-people, obviously.

Or it could just be Matt. Always just Matt...

[brenchill]

Sorry... but I can't get over this full kit wanker thing. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen/heard.

[Plubby]

What, that he did it, or that he's getting bagged out for it?

[King Ellis]

I have an issue with the term Full Kit Wanker more than anything. Just weird mental images of John Terry on a webcam.

Maybe that's just me though.

[brenchill]

What, that he did it, or that he's getting bagged out for it?

That he did it.

Does he want to appear as if he played in the game or something when people look back on the match in years to come? What a cock.

[Plubby]

Clearly John Terry wants to run the Brian Scalabrine on this game.

[Lineker]

Might as well go all Full Retard

Never go full retard!

Also, the only thing more hilarious than Terry being a carnivorous cunt last night was Jason Cundy screaming on talksport about how he couldn't care less how much of a wanker Terry is.

[stokeriño]

The man has a point.

[ZJ Penn]

On the news this morning they said UEFA rules state you can only lift the trophy in your kit. Or something.

But still...shin pads?

Edited May 16, 2013 by ZJ Penn

[METALMAN]

That is a stupid and pointless rule if true.

[stokeriño]

UEFA with a stupid and pointless rule?

Lies.

[Hobo]

I remember Jamie Redknapp celebrating with the 2001 Liverpool team in a suit. At the time he was club captain and injured.

[Colly]

I mentioned Keane and Scholes yesterday too, Schmeichel was captain for the final and lifted the trophy without Keane gurning next to him.