MLB 2014 Thread

[HC]

Fuck you. I hope Masahiro Chono Masato Tanaka goes 0-25.

0-25 is also known as a "Reverse Undertaker" in slang.

[The Buscher]

The Mets played a shitload of extra innings games last year...and they start Opening Day the same way.

[Toe]

Jose Reyes has already been pulled with an injury after one at bat.

It begins again...

[Meacon Keaton]

Walk-off homer for the Buc-os.

[Your Mom]

That was painful Pitching was great but you can't go 0-11 with runners in scoring position and think you'll ever win

[HC]

Heh heh. I obviously wanted the Pirates to lose since they're a legit contender, but excellent way for the Cubs season season to start.

[Your Mom]

Shut up

[The Buscher]

And John Lannan makes his first ever relief appearance, walks the first lefty he faces and then gives up a 3 run bomb. 9-5 Nats in the 10th. My biggest concerns heading into the season were an offense prone to striking out and an erratic bullpen. That's been the story of the game. 18 strikeouts.

[thatshortguy]

Whelp, that's a potent Braves offense.

You guys.

Such big bats.

So many zeroes.

[Maxx]

Fuck, Trout just crushed a homer in his first at bat. Wow and damn, you could tell it was gone just by the sound it made coming off the bat.

[Toe]

Reyes is already getting an MRI and is on the DL. Come on guys, give us a little hope before crushing us!

[Panni]

Awesome to see baseball back, and I looked at the MLB schedule with exception to tomorrow every weekday during the next two weeks has a daygame or two in it. That should make my work day more enjoyable.

Can't wait to see the Yanks in action tomorrow. So many new faces...team looks entirely different, I'm fascinated to see what happens.

As far as predictions go here are mine...

AL Division Winners: TB, Detroit, Texas

Wild Card - KC over NYY

NL Division Winners: Washington, St. Louis, Arizona

Wild Card - LAD over Milwaukee

World Series - Tampa Bay over Washington

[The Buscher]

Poor Don Baylor

http://instagram.com/p/mOu7QMIr7l/#

[HC]

Should've let Don Corleone throw it instead...

[The Buscher]

Actual Wall Street Journal headline:

Did that fan win a contest or something? Maybe I should have gone to Opening Day after all.

[SeanDMan]

that is two times through the order. He must have had one sore bat when they were done with him.

[Your Mom]

Something something Designated Spitter rule

[gunnar hendershow]

Talk about a doubleheader.

[DMN in the House]

The Dodgers lose one game, after a messed up spring because of the Australian trip, and radio here is pushing it as a 'meltdown', which is the way ey normally act about the Lakers.

[HC]

Talk about a doubleheader.

Something something Designated Spitter rule

Guys, all these oral jokes really.........Suck.

I'll see myself out now....