MLB 2014 Thread

[DMN in the House]

With all these puns, you guys have shown yourselves to be cunilynguists.

Sut up, fellatio doesn't work.

[EddieG]

These stupid puns, you're all just trying to suck up to eachother.

[The Buscher]

31 strikeouts for Mets batter through 2 games. Lovely.

[The Buscher]

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/mets-murphy-wfan-francesa-rips-paternity-leave-calls-scam-gimmick-article-1.1743733

Good god...Francesa is an asshole. I already knew this but this is ridiculous even by his standards.

[edcq]

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/mets-murphy-wfan-francesa-rips-paternity-leave-calls-scam-gimmick-article-1.1743733

Good god...Francesa is an asshole. I already knew this but this is ridiculous even by his standards.

That's disgusting.

[livid]

What's amusing about that is the fact that you could damn near apply that same logic to April baseball. I'd understand opening up a debate about it for show content if it was the World Series but not for a random game in April.

[gunnar hendershow]

[Damian WayLNKe]

Cubs get out of the bases loaded with no outs in the bottom of the 13th.

[Maxx]

In other news, Josh Donaldson is 0/9 through two games today.

And I'm going to my first MLB game at the end of the month, A's/Rangers, hope I get to see either Darvish or Kazmir pitch.

[gunnar hendershow]

Well Jim Johnson has blown 2 saves so far this year.

Don't miss him one bit.

[Your Mom]

Come on Cubs! Let's not get swept to open the season!

[Your Mom]

We are up 3-0 already! This is going entirely too well. I'm frightened

[Your Mom]

Cubs win! Cubs win!

[The Buscher]

I seriously think the Mets are gonna go like 5-20 in April and I'll be watching MLBN most nights instead of Mets games.

[Your Mom]

These New York sportswriter guys are assholes huh?

[9 to 5]

What do you have against Ray Barone?

[DMN in the House]

His Charizard brings all the boys to the yard?

Cubs win! Cubs win!

You're better than the Angels!

[Your Mom]

Didn't think I'd cry watching Sportscenter but then they showed a video on the 100 years of Wrigley

[Meacon Keaton]

Am I missing anything in this picture other than her misspelling Ellsbury?

[livid]

Well she also used trader instead of traitor...