MLB 2014 Thread

[Berober]

Hearsay!

Pure and Simple!

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

Rasmus checks his swing on 0-2. They say he didn't go around but it kinda seemed like he did. Next pitch, home run. Jays tie the game in the top of the 9th.

EDIT: All for naught anyway. Jays lose in the 12th.

[The Buscher]

Jose Valverde blows the save after getting 2 quick outs. Raul Ibanez victimizes Valverde again.

[gunnar hendershow]

Can't believe any team would let Papa Grande close out games anymore.

[The Buscher]

They really have no other choice since Parnell went down. To be fair, Valverde has been great up until last night. It was probably only a matter of time before the big meltdown happened.

I can see Gonzalez Germen closing within the next few weeks unless Valverde sorts his shit.

[The Buscher]

Jeff Francoeur was pranked by his minor league teammates into believing pitcher Jorge Reyes is deaf.

[gunnar hendershow]

I've always been a big Francoeur fan because he seems like such an awesome guy. He handled looking like an idiot so well, it's hilarious.

[HC]

So I'm losing another week because Matt Lindstrom sucks ass. Fuck this dude.

[Meacon Keaton]

All the cool kids are joining this naming trend.

[HC]

None of the guest star players fit my username.

[Meacon Keaton]

I suppose you know where you are on the Cool Ladder...

[Maxx]

Jose Cheeseco? I don't know man, can't help ya.

Wait, HeadCheese Conseco.

[gunnar hendershow]

Oh good naming trend

[HC]

I suppose you know where you are on the Cool Ladder...

Peer pressure.

[Maxx]

Headcheese Conseco was better

[HC]

They were both good!

[Your Mom]

Hi!

[gunnar hendershow]

Roger Cheesemens was a close third.

[The Buscher]

Looks like there will be two Darryls...unless I turn in to Mordecai 3 Finger Busch tomorrow.

[Maxx]

Srar is the true one for having a quote to match.