The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Gazz]

Celtic have rejected an offer from Southampton for Fraser Forster, calling it derisory.

Translated: 'We know you've got about £4bn in transfer income burning a hole in your pocket, so cough up you southern softies'.

[Dan]

His middle name is Wyn

MY MIDDLE NAME IS WYN

Are you from Uzbekistan too?

[Cymbols]

Nah, Tajikistan.

[Lineker]

His middle name is Wyn

MY MIDDLE NAME IS WYN

Calm down Wyn.

[stokeriño]

I prefer Kyrgyzstan myself.

[DavidMarrio]

Turkmenistan or nothing!

[Cheeky Hughes]

Bloody Huws.

[MDK]

Where has Hummers for 16m been reported?

If you are getting a Hummer for 16m you are being ripped off.

[stokeriño]

Apparently the reason Tiago didn't sign with Chelsea is to do with his agent owning a % of his economic rights and not being able to find a deal with him, thereby making Tiago impossible to sign under England's third-party ownership rules.

[Lineker]

Goal.com are reporting that Colombia goalkeeper David Ospina has agreed a four-year contract with Arsenal and will join the club in a £3.5m deal from Nice after the club's tour of the United States.

[MJB]

Ospina and Szczesny at Arsenal?

Forster and Boruc at Southampton?

Lloris and Vorm at Spurs?

Cech and Courtois at Chelsea?

Four of those very good goalkeepers are going to find themselves on the bench a lot.

[Colly]

And Rob Elliot.

[stokeriño]

And Mark Schwarzer

[Baddar]

Where has Hummers for 16m been reported?

If you are getting a Hummer for 16m you are being ripped off.

I blame my gfs stupid auto correct.

[MDK]

Where has Hummers for 16m been reported?

If you are getting a Hummer for 16m you are being ripped off.

I blame my gfs stupid auto correct.

You are paying your gf 16m for a Hummer?

Also, its nice to know that your missus has hummer stored in her phone

[Lineker]

Welcome to #QPR, @Caulker4 #StevenSigns pic.twitter.com/tU9nmNDhE7

— QPR FC (@QPRFC)

July 22, 2014

DONE DEAL.

[TCO]

Where has Hummers for 16m been reported?

If you are getting a Hummer for 16m you are being ripped off.

I blame my gfs stupid auto correct.

You are paying your gf 16m for a Hummer?

Also, its nice to know that your missus has hummer stored in her phone

+1 for Baddar?

[stokeriño]

I feel a little sorry for Steven Caulker now.

[EddieG]

Where has Hummers for 16m been reported?

If you are getting a Hummer for 16m you are being ripped off.

I blame my gfs stupid auto correct.

You are paying your gf 16m for a Hummer?

Also, its nice to know that your missus has hummer stored in her phone

Hummer?

I hardly know 'er!

[Hobo]

Ospina and Szczesny at Arsenal?

Forster and Boruc at Southampton?

Lloris and Vorm at Spurs?

Cech and Courtois at Chelsea?

Four of those very good goalkeepers are going to find themselves on the bench a lot.

Similiarly, I am actually hoping that Liverpool end up with Reina and Mingolet next season - there doesn't seem, yet, to be any sign of Reina going off anywhere (although I wouldn't be surprised if he did). I'd much rather that than having Brad Jones on the bench. He's awful.