FIFA Women's World Cup 2015

[Lineker]

Nasty collision that.

[GoGo Yubari]

FUCK FUCK FUCK OW

[OctoberRaven]

Germany not checking on their own teammate. Way to be a cliche sports movie villain team.

[Your Mom]

She isn't coming back

[OctoberRaven]

OUCH that's a nasty cut. She should get benched.

[Your Mom]

I was wrong!

Rapinoe is awesome. She don't tolerate that shit!

[OctoberRaven]

I wasn't expecting full time to have a goal but now I'm thinking we might be 1-0 by the half.

Edited June 30, 2015 by OctoberRavenO

[OctoberRaven]

Should have been a goal there. SO CLOSE.

Oof. Good thing she's okay.

[GoGo Yubari]

This game is mad ugly.

[OctoberRaven]

This ref was pretty even handed so far but that really should have been at least a yellow.

HOW WAS THAT NOT A PENALTY SHE HAD HER IN A WAISTLOCK FFS

[GoGo Yubari]

End of first half. The Germans have played into the USA's usual Dramatic Inspirational Sports Movie storyline perfectly. The USA has played into Germany's Dominate the Attack in the First Half With No Goal to Show For It, Tiring Yourself Out storyline from the France game perfectly.

[OctoberRaven]

Good half for us. Should be up 2-0

[OctoberRaven]

Also, I wouldn't say Germany's offense was dominant really. They have more shots but for the most part they were 25 yard shots that were never going in.

[Meacon Keaton]

Rapinoe is tougher than all of us, combined.

[OctoberRaven]

Rapinoe is so tough she killed the Chuck Norris meme.

[OctoberRaven]

That was close!

[GoGo Yubari]

dammit Julie Johnston

[OctoberRaven]

Aww fuck, we're going to be 0-1 now

[Lineker]

Holy shit the Krauts missed a penalty!

[Meacon Keaton]

Oh thank christ