FIFA Women's World Cup 2015

[Cymbols]

bottled it!

[GoGo Yubari]

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT A GERMAN WOMEN'S PLAYER FUCKED UP A PK AT THE WORLD CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

[Your Mom]

Ha! In your face sausage!!

[OctoberRaven]

HOLY SHIT SHEMISSED

THIS IS DESTINY YO

also they really should bench that gil with thee head wound, did you see her wince when she did a headerr? Ow.

[OctoberRaven]

Ugh what a bad corner. Right to a red jersey.

[OctoberRaven]

SO CLOSE.

Germany is pressing so much if this goes to ET they're going to be exhausted.

[Meacon Keaton]

Now we get a penalty!

[GoGo Yubari]

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[OctoberRaven]

PENALTY FOR USA

THIS IS IT

STAY ON TARGET, STAY ON TARGET

[Lineker]

also they really should bench that gil with thee head wound, did you see her wince when she did a headerr? Ow.

You tell her to come off in a World Cup semi.

[GoGo Yubari]

oh wow that's an awful call

[Lineker]

Goal!

Someone in the newsroom legit just jumped up on his chair and started chanting USA, USA!

[OctoberRaven]

1-0!

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[Your Mom]

YES!!!

[GoGo Yubari]

This game is bonkers as fuck. Foul for bodysurfing.

[OctoberRaven]

20 minutes, time to put the bus in park. COME ON MURCA

[GoGo Yubari]

Nah, we need another goal. This referee is crazy erratic and I don't want to worry about a makeup call.

[OctoberRaven]

Germany is desperate now.

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh fuck me, don't sub on Abby Wambach.

[Meacon Keaton]

Oh fuck me, don't sub on Abby Wambach.

Just when things were going so well...