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Anybody interested in giving D&D/Pathfinder a go for one night only? Visit the multi-page monstrosity that is the ITT OMG IRC D&D thread now!
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That post was cringeworthy in retrospect, so yes, I promise to never again utter such foolishness.
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Do you promise never again to say "utter such foolishness"?
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Yes sir. I'll say nothing at all if that's what you want.
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People on my ignore list get banned usually. You don't want to end up on my ignore list.
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He called him Rich, that's amusing.
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Yeah, it's funny because Ellis is from Yorkshire and no one's rich there.
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It's true, we have to eat bread and drippings for tea every night.
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Vote for me in the Pop Prom and I will +1 your posts. Hey new people, this could be your chance!
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Less... evil? Zuh?
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Is there a 3rd candidate that doesn't bitch? I'll vote for them. XD
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I'm not bitching! I have much to offer you in the way of important reputation points.
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SOUSA'S TOP 100 SONGS: They're all "Birdhouse in Your Soul."
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But I'm a little glowing friend!
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But really, you're not actually my friend.
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But I am.
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I made that organization a monster! I made the people rich up there! And when it all came to pass, the name JP Sousa, the man JP Sousa, got bigger than the whole organization, brother! And then Billionaire Kliq, amigo, he wanted to talk turkey with JP Sousa, amigo! Billionaire Kliq promised me movies, brother! Billionaire Kliq promised me millions of dollars! Billionaire Kliq promised me world-calibre diaries!
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... did Hogan actually say amigo?
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He did indeed.
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BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR JP SOUSA, YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE HERE! IF IT WASN'T FOR JP SOUSA, GOGO YUBARI WOULD STILL BE WEARING A SKIRT IN SEATTLE!
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Next week: SrarCast, the podcast where Ruki and I say Srar's name for three hours.
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I see no reason why we shouldn't actually do that.
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No joke on nothing I would actually be really touched by that
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No joke on nothing I would actually be really touched by that
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Sign That I Am Getting Old #852: a newfound appreciation for The Wallflowers.
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Sleepwalker is a wonderful song.
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I like that one, too. I was listening to Breach last night. I like it much better as an exhausted and jaded 27-year-old than I did as a vibrant and wistful 17-year-old.
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Invisible City is also grand. Really, all of Bringing Down the Horse is good stuff.
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"It's no secret, John Cena, that I've got a Mongolian beef with you!"
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"You're just a bunch of Queef Fried Rice!"
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Fuck you guys, I'm hungry now.
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Something about Cream of Sum Yung Gi.
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I will never get tired of "mountainous cleavage" being one of EWB's second-tier memes. Never ever ever.
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Slippery wet lap dances?
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Am I allowed to nominate "White Hot" Johnny Gargano?
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It Guys is not and will never be as good as the Stonecutters. Tarver meme was stupid. Meng scale never really went anywhere. Haku Haiku is fantastic. Carlito has no momentum behind it. -1 for Baddar is...
...yeah, you know what? -1 for Baddar.
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My cock is in the Joycean tradition in that it's long and intelligent women desire to experience it in a deeper way.
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Since this is the part where I'd have to look the lyrics up, I'll just say...
So break it down.
Side note: I've never been prouder to be a member of these boards then right now.
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DEGENERATION
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THE KINGS OF HARDCORE-- and so on.
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I hereby request that "THAT'S KILLED SPELLED BACKWARDS MIKE" be replaced in our lexicon by "THEY LOOKIN FUH PLUNDA TONY."
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... 'Dellik'?
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I can't believe it took 8 posts for someone to notice that.
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SNAKE IN DA GRASS MANAJAH
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PRONOUNS: I, you, he, she, it, they, who, someone. NOT PRONOUNS: Riley, Randy, Jimmy.
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JIMMY!?
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Moris. YOU die.
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Do not touch Willie. Good advice.
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The number of people who aren't calling me Sousa anymore is pretty great.
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I'm going to call you Thick McRunfast.
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I can still call you stoney though right?
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I propose we rebrand you as a cornfed midwestern woman recently married to a second-generation Saudi-American, a.k.a. Sue Zameem.
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All right, I've stepped away and played Minecraft for a bit. Now I've decided we're going to be excellent to each other again.
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Ahhh Minecraft... I remember that... Never get to play because my son always is.
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Someone needs to build a giant Arn Anderson statue in Minecraft.
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Seriously, it took 'til eight comments? I thought of Bill and Ted immediately.
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Clearly regicide is your only option.
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I will make you a widow yet, Maxx!
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It's my only option on Crusader Kings II, certainly.
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8 comments and noone's said "If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered: press one"
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TATTOOS OF MEMORIES AND DEAD SKIN ON TRIAL
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UP IN HERE
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UP IN HERE
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YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
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Current avatar is from my "Jesus Christ Is Here, And He's Really Mad" series.
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Now all I can picture is that when the rapture happens the first words out of Jessus' mouth will be, "SURPRISE SHITHEADS!"
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*suprise
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I also forgot to space the words shit and heads. I'm such a failure.
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Somebody help me out: did I read somewhere that Maven was gay? Did I just dream that?
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Whether true or not,it was definitely a rumor going around a while back.
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Ruki had a dream that Maven was a giant marshmallow. Then when he woke up, his pillow was missing.
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heh. Gayven
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I have some bad news for both of you Canary4Life fans.
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I gave you the Oxford English Dictionary, and you responded with something called "Your Dictionary?" Holy butts.
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Oh, he has a fpecies of pride, all right.
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LEXAN GLASS.
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LEXAN PODS (THE TOUGHEST GLASS ON EARTH) will have their WrestleMania moment.
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LEXAN PODS
HOUSE POD PEOPLE? THE TOUGHEST OF ALL THE POD PEOPLE!
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LEX-AN-PODS!
THE WHOLE F'N GLASS!
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I propose that if your first post is "Hi guys, I'm new here, a friend of mine recommended this board to me," you are a double account 100% of the time.
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You mean Ruki ate Kou, right?
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I was referred by a friend....but I don't think I made that post...
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I did. It was about Sousa. Ban us both.
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The word "r-tard" is not clever and you're not politically correct for using it. Stop it.
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It's spelled retard. With an E. As in "easy to spell". Retard.
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Uh, C-Mil, I may have accidentally began a rumor that you're climbin in people's windows & snatchin up da people? Yea, my bad.
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Don't worry about it.
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I like all of the irritating people breaking the board rules. We might get to flush some of the floaters after all.
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Kaney should be released coz...
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what the fuck
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So can we label someone a nugget now? 'Cause I wanna do that to someone.
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Why don't people ever try suicide-by-mod by posting pictures of tits? Seriously, that's the way to do it, go out in a wave of boobs.
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I remember someone getting suspended for posting a screenshot of something on their desktop, and their wallpaper was porn, IIRC.
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GA's was a hotlinking accident.
And I've just now realized the full potential for the word "hotlinking."
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Oh, it was no accident.
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Ignore list grows by one. Most of the people on Sousa's ignore list have been banned. Will the trend continue? Sousa hopes so!
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I am on it?
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No, you actually aren't yet.
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thank you
