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  1. MDK

    Dan is on t' mobile

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      Next thing you know he'll be Tebowing.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      That was never relevant. Shut up, Dan.

    4. MDK

      MDK

      :D
  2. MDK

    They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.

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    2. MDK

      MDK

      That's something no-one should ever have to see.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Oh my God, there's James Last!

    4. MDK

      MDK

      I recognise him from Rimmer's record collection!

  3. MDK

    A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      What's Handy Andy got to do with this?

    3. K

      K

      that the name of my mixtape

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The sequel to 'Have a lonely Christmas'

  4. MDK

    Hair of the dog or to not hair of the dog?

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    2. MDK

      MDK

      I had a cheap energy drink instead

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      A waste.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      NOW YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH

      A SON OF A BIIIIIIITCH

      (NOW YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH A SONOFABITCH)

  5. MDK

    Gordon Bennet, yes Chen, everybody is dead, Dave

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    2. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      Surely not Selby?

    3. MDK

      MDK

      He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      So wait... do you mean to tell me that everybody's dead?

  6. MDK

    Anyone know a good place to buy a motherboard bundle in the UK? I'm looking at novatech since I've always used them, anyone have any suggestions?

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Thanks gays :@

    2. Monkey D. Lars

      Monkey D. Lars

      You're welcome Sir

    3. MDK

      MDK

      :@

  7. MDK

    Son, I'm 30
    I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
    And I don't have a decent bone in me
    What you get is just what you see yeah

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Shaun Ryder will forever be Maccer to me.

    2. MDK

      MDK

      Damn right

    3. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      She had a decent bone in her though, for at least four minutes.

  8. MDK 
    мы собираемся забить еще один, чем вы
    1. Adam

      Adam

      I love how much you've committed to this. You never let us down!

      Also, Vindaloo is a more Indian dish than Arabian ;).

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Lookie here, boys. We gots ourselves a turr'rist.

    3. MDK

      MDK

      Can I introduce you please to a lump of halal cheese

  9. MDK

    You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well what

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Do I?

    2. MDK

      MDK

      I thought all you northerners liked Terrorvision 

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Wrong side of the divide.

  10. MDK

    Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas.

    1. Kyle

      Kyle

      There are four interests I have, Nick. Football, music, money, and the annihilation of anybody who interferes with that shortlist . . . I know you couldn't have known my position because you're not so fucking stupid that if you did know, you would turn up here scratching your arse, with that `what's going on here' look slapped on your Chevy Chase. But what you do know is where these people live.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia!

    3. MDK

      MDK

      Keep your fingers out of my soup

  11. MDK

    Everything turns grey 

    1. GA!

      GA!

      *gay :wub:

    2. MDK

      MDK

      GA :wub:

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      No matter what you think or do or say, everything turns gay.

  12. MDK

    I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case it's just British policy

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Sorry, but you didn't start that sentence with an apology.

    2. MDK

      MDK

      I apologise

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I thought it was more of a Canadian thing.

  13. MDK

    Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Sounds like an Alkaline Trio song.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Not quite....:p

  14. MDK

    Don't let the bastards grind you down!

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      NO U!

  15. MDK

    The best moment in your life - or any man's life - is when that women walks into a room full of people and stares across that sea of faces into yours and says, 'He's the one'. Most the time it's happened to me has been in a police line-up..

    1. TheWho87

      TheWho87

      This woman you speak of, her name wouldn't have been Brenda would it?

    2. MDK

      MDK

      Several of them

  16. MDK

    All I want for Christmas is Jew

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Hi.

    2. MDK

      MDK

      Ooh baby 

  17. MDK

    They love a bit of it 

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      The dirty pigeons?

    2. MDK

      MDK

      The sparra's too

  18. MDK

    They call me blud, they call me rude boy, they call me oi, they call me mate

    1. DoubleX

      DoubleX

      That's not my name.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Hello, Mykel.

  19. MDK

    Solidarnosc

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      https://twilightstrategy.com/2013/01/08/solidarity/

    2. MDK

      MDK

      Pope JPII CAN into space!

  20. MDK

    It's just a little samba

    1. Noah

      Noah

      It's still good, it's still good!

    2. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      Christopher is like 6 ft 4 man you dafty. 

  21. MDK

    So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways

    1. Noah

      Noah

      52d863a36e5584e91dfdef3e9bb6b09f.jpg

    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      I could never be your woman. 

  22. MDK

    Well, fuck me, you were right. Cat food is in the kitchen I can't open it because I don't have thumbs

    1. Benji

      Benji

      My cats can open cat food without thumbs. I've accidentally left it in a place they could get it before. I had a very meaty and fishy floor after they were done.

    2. MDK

      MDK

      If our cat could open the fridge there would be no food left at all.

  23. MDK

    Dance, fucker, dance

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Did he ever have a chance?

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      YER GONNA GO FAR KID

  24. MDK

    For England, James?

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      No. For Greece.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Yes

  25. MDK

    Don't let the bastards grind you down

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Anything you say, Fletch.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Stop trying to make Fletch happen.

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