Gazz

I don't see any wedding planned. Get your eyes checked.

Don't be rude to the guests.

Maxx got jilted worse than Hef.

I never knew you were Lithuanian

Are LT United still the biggest band in the country? They were ace.

what lifestyle punches YOUR drive?

I for one find that piece of virtually any effective nuptials is actually chilling different to distinctive must have.

I hate finding unwanted hair when I go to amusement parks.

Chavo Guerrero, smiling politely.

YES!

Roddy Piper, Smashing Fijians

TRYING TO CALL HOME

Fuck that payphone song.

Portsmouth Bubblejet versus Chunky Norwich. Match abandoned due to bent pitch.

Cut taxes and increase spending!

More money in our armed forces!

Miniature American flags!

Luxembourg! Luxembourg! Luxembourg!

USSR! USSR! USSR!

Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine!

For Baddar, that's positively Cheshire Cat-like

Has he got a Man Utd top on?

Wait, where?

He's not human. He's like a piece of iron.

Mick's neice can Drago my Ivan anyday.

I'd like a three way with Mick's niece and Matt's sister, please.

That wanker has always sought to deny my existence.

Nurse required in pharmacy

Playing Command & Conquer?

Cum on feel the Doane! Girls rock yer boys! We'll get wild, wild, wild! WILD WILD WILD!

Cum on people, can't you guys stop with these unsavory jokes?

Tu ra lu ra lu ra lu dyk-straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I thought all Lineker did at the BBC was whack off?

He also complains to me about London.

No, just the trains

What about Jeff Harvey?

Isn't he the WEDF champion?

Wouldn't his alternate attire be him showing up NOT drugged out of his mind?

You can't stop the morton, nobody can stop the morton!

Don't stop believin'.

Don't stop the rock!

I'll send you the vid.

I'll send you the vid.

Quite a faggy suggestion there, faGazz.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

I'd go with HugoAbs, IF ONLY there was a good hearted mod who could take care of that

<3 LL

Oooooh!!

Is the pentagon like trivial pursuit?

Yes, except this will actually get finished. Probably.

The Wiccor Mill in Fareham, right?

Might be... ¬_¬

Damn you people! Damn you. Now Gazz knows where I sleep.

Me and Nerf are going cycling?

Riding the neighbourhood cycle with Canary, no less.

We've done it before...

I hear he is a henchman for Skeletor.

Knight's brother.

He rides Zacks

We're still breaking even, so allow me to add my -2 cents.

+ 1 for Eddie

x 1.02 for Sousa

We're men of the sexy cloth!

Time's up.

What if MPH interferes?

FANTASTICAMANIA!

You mean chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, kick, suplex?

....yes

Koscheck is a dick, but it'd be hilarious if he KO'd GSP in Montreal.

He'd be the most hated person in Montreal since vince McMahon if he did that.

Past your bedtime, kid.

...wait, he's your little brother?

That explains... well, that explains basically everything.

Wait... You're Pretty Tony??? Oh no that's Snoop's little brother

The consequences will never be the same again!