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  1. My god Glee is just like the worst show ever

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    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Glee *is* very much like the worst show ever, which is Glee.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The Ghost Whisperer is still worse than Glee. Mind you, Glee sucks... but Ghost Whisperer is even worse.

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      But that doesn't use anywhere near as much auto-tune.

  2. Snow White and the Huntsman. Buy or Rent? I normally like those kind of movies if that helps.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      I'm not sorry! I'm very much looking forward to Mad Max as well.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Same here. Cant wait for Mad Max

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Same here. Cant wait for Mad Max

  3. Showtime free preview weekend! I am going to marathon a season while I have a chance. If you were me would you choose Shameless or Homeland?

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    2. TKz

      TKz

      English Shameless is awful.

    3. TKz

      TKz

      English Shameless is awful.

    4. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      Is Homeland the one with Inigo Montoya in it?

  4. Want to feel like you've been posting here way too long? My daughter turned 8 the other day. Ponder that for a moment.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      No way Lukie I have be in my 40s at least before I even think about being ok with that. I've got...about 12 years. Fuck :(

    3. thatshortguy
    4. TGC

      TGC

      Yeah thats way too long indeed. I realized when my son turned 21 yesterday that I was on here when he was 12.

  5. Ok I know I'm probably the last one, but Family Guy you officially lost me for good tonight.

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    2. Pizza

      Pizza

      When I had cable, Family Guy in syndication was perfectly acceptable background noise. It made me chuckle occasionally. Now that I'm in Daniel Bryan mode I don't miss it though.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      You're growing a beard?

    4. Pizza

      Pizza

      I'm not a woman or child. Of course I am.

  6. What country is the most satisfying to punch in the face?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      America. AMIRIGHT?

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Its the USA. You can punch them in the face and they go after some other guy.

    4. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Moldova, for not being either Romania or Ukraine.

  7. Do Girls Gone Wild girls get paid or do they really just get the free top? Because if its just the top then what the fuck ladies of America?

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      4 tops, 8 shorts, 13 hats, and 100 drinks!

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      4 tops, 8 shorts, 13 hats, and 100 drinks!

    4. Josh

      Josh

      100 Yoo-Hoos it is!

  8. Weekend movie for us: Cowboys and Aliens, Contagion or Apollo 18. Any thoughts?

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      So it's the good kind of bad then? That might be fun

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      So it's the good kind of bad then? That might be fun

    4. Noah

      Noah

      I couldn't watch Cowboys and Aliens because I got sick of hearing about the damn movie. I swear it was being talked about like 6 damn years ago!

  9. Watching this weeks SNL and I see that someone named Bruno Mars is hosting and performing the music. I have never heard of this guy. Is this going to be terrible?

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I hope SNL doesn't make him do anything stupid, though. He's amazing just the way he is.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      But he's got nothin' on you, baby.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He don't practice santeria.

  10. Date night movie pick. We are looking at Bridesmaids or Fast Five. Thoughts? Is there anything better out there? Looking for newer stuff

  11. Someone explain the end of Inception please. Either comment or through PM. Thanks so much

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      He got shot in the butt-tocks.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Miss Scarlet did it, but the police got her.

      Then Mrs. Peacock did it, but the police got her.

      But how it really happened was that it was Mr. Green. In the Hall. With the Revolver.

      Now he's going home to sleep with his wife.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      A wizard did it.

  12. Anyone ever play Street Fighter X Tekken? I am thinking about getting it on sale. I like Street Fighter and I like Tekken so its seems like an easy choice but extra opinions never hurt

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    2. The Mask of Norro

      The Mask of Norro

      I didn't mind SFvT as much as others apparently, though as far as SF games go it was certainly weak. I'll be getting the SF 25th collection so if you get SFvT for the PS3 I'd play you Srar. You too Midge :D

    3. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      I liked it. It feels like a mix between TvC and SFIV.

    4. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      I'll be getting SFxT on monday as part of my SF25 box set, chances are I won;t play it, probably give it away and spend the next 3-4 months playing SSF4AE.

  13. Is Black Swan going to ruin date night? Someone who has seen it please help me out before the night gets ruined.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      It should be pointed out that - depending on your perspective - the film may have a slight depressing effect.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      What a weird movie that was. And yeah it was kind of depressing

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      What a weird movie that was. And yeah it was kind of depressing

  14. Anyone know a way we can see the Brock fight online? PM or whatever. Would really appreciate it. And no spoilers. Still dont know what happened.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Saw the fight and banned the offender :)

    3. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      After all this time, still quick with a trigger and sharp with the brain. Good work, ma'am.

    4. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      After all this time, still quick with a trigger and sharp with the brain. Good work, ma'am.

  15. Anyone else ever been playing with your kids and all their toys and have so much fun with the toys you didnt realize the kids stopped playing with you like a half an hour ago?

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      I'm jealous of kids toys... I wanna ride his QuadBike but I'm too big :(

    3. zero

      zero

      I want to have a kid just so I can play with toys again and not be judged by society.

    4. Katsuya

      Katsuya

      I did it with all my brother's toys. Then he grew up and took all my old ones, so I get to play with them again. It's awesome.

  16. The board is offline? So that means I'm here alone! *runs through board naked*

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    2. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      is this going to end up like that Friends episode and someone like Powerhart will end up thinking Srar wants him?

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Srar loves Mexicans.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      They do taste quite spicy sometimes though.

  17. Just like to say, Cubs are last in the league, laugh at me now, twats :(

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    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Fuck Houston. And double fuck them for moving leagues to be awful with different teams, because now we'll be in last next year. Fuuuuuuuuuck.

    3. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      They're still my second favorite team in MLB. They're my silver medal.

    4. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      They're still my second favorite team in MLB. They're my silver medal.

  18. Is Django worth seeing at the theater? Take into consideration when all is said and done it would cost us like $45-$60

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      She's the cool mom, if you guys couldn't tell from the mohawk.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Quom gets it. We might go. It's been a while since we both went to a movie.

    4. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      If you like Tarantino, see it. If not, don't.

  19. Anyone see the new Star Trek movie? It came out this week and we may watch it tonight. But I heard it kinda got some bad ratings by critics. If I liked the first one will I like this one?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Yeah, it's fair to say that if you don't really care about what is Star Trek and what isn't you'll probably like this. I thought it was kind of dumb, to be honest, but I love the cast and they're all typically good. I wasn't that into Cumberbatch even though he's a great actor.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I thought it was sort of like the first one: a pretty lousy film that was saved by pretty much every actor being good enough to carry it.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      From what I've heard non-fans seem to think it's silly star trek nonsense and fans seem to think it's not star trekkie enough.

  20. Peta is attacking Nintendo over the tanooki suit?!? Please! Where were you 20 years ago?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      SAVE THE GOOMBAS!

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      All this and they can't even spell tanuki...

    4. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      All this and they can't even spell tanuki...

  21. Is Sucker Punch really as terrible as people are making it sound? I trust you guys to save me from a bad experience

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      The best way to learn about Suckerpunch is to listen to the podcast me and LL did about it.

    3. Trench

      Trench

      If you think about it too much as a woman then it may be offensive.

    4. DFF

      DFF

      It's a fun film.

  22. We watched Paranormal Activity last night. Oh my god I was so scared!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Yes, I'm one of them.

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Liar, you're too young to be Teej's kid. Grandkid, more like.

    4. Blue Rosler

      Blue Rosler

      TGC will never lose the power to impregnate. He is virile!

  23. I totally forgot to mention. Cabin in the Woods was awesome you guys! If you haven't seen it you must! You must!

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      That same guy on facebook who I posted on here what he thought of Batman TDKR and you all deservedly mocked him for the way he expressed himself

    3. Noah

      Noah

      That same guy, thought it was the best movie of the year. (he has recently retconnned it to 2nd best)

      Point being, if he likes it, how can I?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Cabin in the woods I mean.

  24. Life's a happy song. When there's someone by your side to sing along :)

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    2. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      It's a idiom you idiot!

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      He's Tex Richman!

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      oh and Sousa, the version of that song on the OST album has the line "it's easy having this much green". Which is brilliant.

  25. So there was a story on yahoo about some lady from Downton Abbey (never seen it) regretting a topless scene she did. What does it say about me that it was less than a minute later and I was watching that scene? I didnt even know who she was

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I bet Srar's had to flash a few store clerks to prove her age too.

    3. Gazz
    4. Noah

      Noah

      I've objectified better.

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