DMN in the House

Sorry, Be. But I have no choice but to believe everything I read on Uncyclopedia. :-/

Personally, I am of the opinion we should only fuck Dukes softly. We don't always have to fuck him hard, you know!

That article needs re-writing. It makes no mention of Ruki being fat.

Be is outdoing Srar's trick of double posting in statuses.

Is it true he stuffs scks down his pants?

Carl is definitely the top in that relationship.

Like I said, I was never big on PWG in the first place, so I'm a bit biased.

It doesn't have much of anything to do with being big on PWG. I don't really follow the promotion, it's not really representative of SoCal anyway. It's a super promotion.

It's not an opinion, it's a statement of fact;

No smoking, Teej

On a good day I could likely job maybe 200 metres before my lungs feel like they are going to explode. I was playing one on one basketball a few months ago and had to sit down after like 5 minutes. I was playing a woman, she is like five seven, so I'm nearly a foot taller, it's not like I was jumping or anything. I ended up throwing up jump shots (that featured no jumping) as I didn't want to have to move.

Holy shit. The last time I played soccer was just pathetic. Especially since we had small ass teams and I was able to get control of the ball quite a bit. I managed to score the winning goal by tripping over a branch and having my wrong foot swing over to kick it in. I was a wreck.

Fuck Rich, it's all about Raving Rich!

Dean Batista does not approve!

Lord Shawn Donovan is a good chap. I agree...

Well, I mean, if that's her thing, then, yeah, sure, I'll hit her in the face. I'm not above a good donkey punch.

What about a bad donkey punch?

I'm a professional, so, yeah, above a bad donkey punch.

Not bad. The girl I mean. Not your immenent self fun time.

Porn rocks.

She's not aging well in Porn. I can't watch anything new by her.

I came to spray and there's a plan to hatch! Now it's time to get down on your knees and catch!

And I'm CUMMING TO GETCHA

My name es Alberto Pendejo~!

But choo already knew that.

Leaving for my honeymoon tomorrow. Nice long drive from Mississippi to Disney World. Yay? But on the plus side, I'll be with my beautiful wife. Yay!

Wait, MEACON is our old guy standard now? Meacon's not even thirty!

pshaw, I was old before old was...errr...I forgot what I was talking about.

Not with the PR nightmare that firing the first publicly out wrestler would bring?

Next thing ya know, you'll be telling me Vince McMahon is a Republican or something.

Wait, what happened to Shocker?

Sousa used to play bass for Amish Mafia.

They kicked me out when I did my annual shave-down-to-the-goatee thing in the spring.

I was disappointed with the show. Then again, with a premise like Amish Mafia, it had a lot to live up to...

If you also get the segments he was involved in, it's almost worth it.

It's no worse than those videos with "Top 10 Greatest Stables of All-Time!" and the Nexus and the Corre are #4 and #5...

All things considered I didnt hate that run for Big Daddy V. 

Yahoo Graffiti while we were all in an Xbox Live chat was amazing

I don't think I have you on FB, Liam. I know I have Benji, are you on his friend's list? If not, look me up, Joseph Dmn Franklin is my name on FB. I'd love to play with any EWBer, I just have fat fingers and need to get a stylus.

I don't think I have you on FB, Liam. I know I have Benji, are you on his friend's list? If not, look me up, Joseph Dmn Franklin is my name on FB. I'd love to play with any EWBer, I just have fat fingers and need to get a stylus.

No, Zombie Strippers. It's wonderful cinema.

LOL, you want terrible, try and find Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist.. the tag line, "First he nails you, then he NAILS you!" dreadful shit.

I have a zombie movie fetish, so I MUST add it to my collection. Plus, the trailer was on the Southland Tales DVD.

At least he isn't Triple M...meningitis, meningitis, meningitis.

Then do a Triple H... have happy handjob.

Is it time to play the game?

Definitely. I'm down for either her or Chigusa.

Great movie.

NOBUUUUUUUU.

But yeah, Chigusa and Mitsuko. Fucking hnnnnggggg.

Only if done medium-rare... I like mine to bleed a little.

I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat right there.

I was only picking her up for a party...

We are the cool people.

I agree with Lauren Hymen.

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, Yoda.

C-O-L-A. Cola.

I bet you want to do a ROH diary after the show.

Nah. Bought a KOW shirt, though!

Besides, we're going to the PWG show tomorrow, so it'd only last a day.

Look everyone, I found a picture of DMN.

Nigga I go harder than a russian. Sour.

oh it WAS a good name though.

If you were thinking Von Erich ass-kicking is better, you'd remember that the WCCW Freebirds were Hayes, Terry Gordy, and Buddy Jack Roberts. No Jimmy Garvin in sight.

They need to win 7-4 and hope they reduce their magic number to 6.

That's Numberwang!

Although he looked nothing like a giant baby, as I had expected.

He does have an almost perfectly rectangular torso and t-rex arms.

People should recognize he also has 5 rings. Every great player needs a second in command

Fisher is a hell of an individual and yes he is the emotional backbone of this team.