gunnar hendershow Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Gardevoir won I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I was playing PokeMMO and the chat turned to what Pokemon would make the best hooker. People are weird sometimes. Sometimes things are better left unsaid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sousa Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 No, I'm actually pretty adamant that we need to hear the answer to this... this pressing question of our time, let's say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lusophone Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Jynx. Because seriously. Jynx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=BK= Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 The conclusion was Ditto,I think. I stopped reading halfway through to focus on the ass-kicking the fighting dojo/gym was giving me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sousa Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Tell them Sousa said that's a cop-out answer. That's like saying "who's the hottest person in X-Men" and making your justification for Mystique "BECAUSE SHE CAN TURN INTO ANY SEXY PERSON I CAN IMAGINE."Make sure they know it's Sousa from EWB, King of All Internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnar hendershow Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 That's a lazy answer from the kind of people I'd expect to give this years worth of intense discussion and debate. I'm disappointed in the internet today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPS Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Ditto would be the worst Pokémon for a whore, because it would just transform into whatever was in front of it, which would be yourself. The correct answer is Wigglytuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Really, any Pokémon that knows Pound will do. Maybe Lick too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCO Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Ditto would be the worst Pokémon for a whore, because it would just transform into whatever was in front of it, which would be yourself. The correct answer is Wigglytuff. Don't act like there wouldn't be an insane market of people who'd pay big bucks to literally fuck themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPS Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Really, any Pokémon that knows Pound will do. Maybe Lick too. Wigglytuff learns Pound and Play Rough. Case closed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Anyone else get the mental visual of Wigglytuff in a gimp outfit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPS Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I was going to google it to get a visual representation, but I decided against it. I think we should nominate Sousa to google it, as he's already been to those depths before... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 What are people's favourite nicknames they've given to Pokémon? It's not particularly funny, but I'm quite fond of Buster the Aegislash, who was a reference to FFVII's infamous Buster Sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roster Depth Sicko No. 2 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Oakult for a Trevenant. And I usually go with Soul Edge for a Honedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWho87 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I tend not to bother naming Pokemon generally but I do have a few playthroughs naming them for fun, mostly trying to get the version specifics to trade over. Currently I'm currently going through White and typically I call my starter Mr Fibbles (Emboar), I also have Sandy Croc (Krokorok), Sage Onion (Pansage) and Thorsey (Zebstrika), the rest are pretty stupid such as Big Shitter (Stoutland), Pond Scum (Seismitoad) and Bird Shit (Unfezant). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lusophone Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Based entirely off its description of 'carries weary pokemon on its head' in Pokemon X, my Pansage became Treebeard. Panpour thus became Bluebeard and Pansear is named Barbarossa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Someone made Marowak variations dependent on using other Pokémon's skulls and it is awesome. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roster Depth Sicko No. 2 Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'd really love if they added different Pokemon forms based on things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sousa Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 The free Speed Boost Torchic I got with X ended up being called Hot Wings, which is probably my favorite.Also partial to Ric Flareon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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