Champions League 2013/14

[Gazz]

Aaron Ramsey killed Catherine Zeta Jones' marriage.

[Kaney]

Commons finally scores after 45 minutes of desperation and panic. Karagandy are dirty as fuck btw they've been shocking.

[Kaney]

Two nil Celtic! Now fucking finish them off.

[Matt]

No! Come on Karagandy!

[Kaney]

Up yours!

[Matt]

The champions league needs more sheep sacrificing!

[GoGo Yubari]

Out of support for Celtic I am not watching their match with the Kazakhstan team. GO CELTIC.

[King Ellis]

The champions league needs more sheep sacrificing!

Celtic said they'd be OK to sacrifice a sheep, just so long as they got to shag it first.

(OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME, KANEY!)

[Matt]

You know Glasgow isn't in Wales, right?

[King Ellis]

I think I heard once that Scotland was more known for actual sheep shagging then Wales. But then again, that might just be the Welsh projecting their own shame on someone else.

And TBF. I heard the same about Yorkshire folk so I'm one to talk.

[Matt]

Awww

And surely we fuck whippets or something?

[GoGo Yubari]

Out of support for Celtic I am not watching their match with the Kazakhstan team. GO CELTIC.

Oh my god, that actually worked. Jesus Christ, my tuning in to watch matches late on is the kiss of death.

[Colly]

Where was Raw when HHH called the crowd sheep shaggers? That definitely wasn't Wales, silly HHH.

[EddieG]

I think I heard once that Scotland was more known for actual sheep shagging then Wales. But then again, that might just be the Welsh projecting their own shame on someone else.

And TBF. I heard the same about Yorkshire folk so I'm one to talk.

I had a mate from Aberdeen who always called himself a proud sheep shagger.

[Kaney]

Yes, aberdonians are massive sheep shaggers. Also, get it up you karagady hahaha

[METALMAN]

Yeah, it's more of an Aberdonian thing. Where I'm from has plenty of sheep, but it's strictly platonic. Honest.

[stokeriño]

Happy for Celtic (or at least, Scotland, since FUCK CELTIC GO RANGERS RAWR ) - would be fun to get them in the Group stage.

Speaking of which...final pots for tomorrow afternoon's draw:

Pot 1

Bayern Munich

Barcelona

Chelsea

Real Madrid

Manchester United

Arsenal

Porto

Benfica

Pot 2

Atletico Madrid

Shakhtar Donetsk

AC Milan

Schalke 04

Marseille

CSKA Moscow

Paris Saint-Germain

Juventus

Pot 3

Zenit St. Petersburg

Manchester City

Ajax

Borussia Dortmund

Basel

Olympiacos

Galatasaray

Bayer Leverkusen

Pot 4

Copenhagen

Napoli

Anderlecht

Celtic

Steaua Bucharest

Viktoria Plzen

Real Sociedad

Austria Wien

Is it just me, or are Pots 2 and 3 more bastardish than usual? (Napoli's the main kicker in Pot 4 of course)

Of the Pot 2 teams, I'd be happiest with either Marseille or CSKA Moscow. Maybe Atletico now Falcao's gone.

Deathiest Group of Death

For United/Chelsea/Arsenal:

PSG

Dortmund

Napoli

For Man City:

Bayern Munich

PSG

Napoli

Easiest Group of lol whatevs

For United/Chelsea/Arsenal:

Marseille

Olympiacos

Austria Wien

For Man City:
Benfica

Marseille

Austria Wien

(You may obviously disagree. )

[brenchill]

Who the fuck are Austria Wien?

[stokeriño]

Vienna.

[METALMAN]

I hope the deathless group of death happens. It's always nice to have some good games to watchm during the group stages.