2014 FIFA World Cup

[Monkey D. Lars]

Fucking Demichelis

[Colly]

I want to propose a rule change to FIFA to allow squads to pick an over 40 'wildcard' extra squad member.

Basically I want Kluivert to come on.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Fucking Demichelis

Demichelis is lovely :/

[Ant]

At least Brazil were entertaining when they shit the bed. This is just dire

[Colly]

They'd have won the World Cup already with Colo in the squad.

[FLiam]

There's been about one shot?

[Kaney]

Ugh ffs Holland just lose already.

[Ant]

Actually something about this game has been worthwhile. The sentence:

Lionel Messi has been dispossessed by Ron Vlaar

Has been introduced and is already every single Villa fans highlight of the entire season

[Monkey D. Lars]

So Why was that a yellow card?

[FLiam]

Ribbentrop has made one pass this half.

[King Ellis]

Let's all tweet about that stupid Dawn of the Planet of the Apes advert and see if we get shown.

[Ant]

I thought that was part of the film

[Gorka]

It'll take something special to stop this from going to penalties.

[Colly]

So Why was that a yellow card?

Multiple cynical obstructions. Next question.

I don't believe any of those Planet of the Apes tweets were real.

[King Ellis]

"A monkey took a swig of booze and shot a guy. gripping unmissable film of the summer!"

[Summers]

COME ON RON VLAAAAAR YOU CONCRETE BASTAAARD

[Gazz]

Did that Samsung advert feature Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney and... Victor Moses. :s

[Ant]

lol Rooney

[Gazz]

Van Gaalpalm!

[Regia]

I would love to see Robben try and dive for a penalty, only for Argentina to go on the counter and score.