MLB 2014 Thread

[The Buscher]

No shame in losing that one. Masahiro Tanaka is really good at baseball.

[Cole]

In search of: scientist willing to clone Tanaka four times.

I'll do it for five bucks and a Snickers bar. They'll all have evil twin goatees, however, and pitch more like Dice-K.

What if he just has the windup of Hideo Nomo instead?

[9 to 5]

About time the underdogs won one against us.

[VerbalPuke]

Ladies and Gentleman, the 2014 Detroit Tigers. Yes, they are traveling in Zubaz, and not just Zubaz pants, but Zubaz coats, and over course they are Tiger themed. From what I understand, Miguel Cabrera bought the whole team zubaz suits for road games, basically for traveling comfort.

I hate being away from Detroit because the Tigers are really fucking on fire right now. There are very few games I can actually watch, but hopefully in July I can catch a game or two when I visit home. Dombrowski has built a hell of a team, and it's nice to see a well rounded line up without relying on power. Oh by the way, Victor Martinez currently has more home runs then strike outs.

[Meacon Keaton]

Christ. Don't give me a reason to not hate the Tigers, VP.

[gunnar hendershow]

Christ. Don't give me a reason to not hate the Tigers, VP.

If it makes you feel better that "Turn Down For What" shirt is really lame.

[Your Mom]

Cubs/Yankees coming up!

[Meacon Keaton]

Here's hoping we continue the streak of not letting the Cubs score at all.

[Your Mom]

Here's hoping we continue the streak of not letting the Cubs score at all.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Meacon Keaton]

Boo? :/

Banned?

[gunnar hendershow]

I for one welcome our new post-Meacon era.

Just kidding, love you buddy.

[Your Mom]

We are so beating Tanaka tonight!

[gunnar hendershow]

Buffalo

[Your Mom]

You dirty bastards! Already trying to injure us!

[DYSI]

Cubs can't even get injured right! Typical Cubs.

[Meacon Keaton]

You dirty bastards! Already trying to injure us!

And he's trying to hurt Tex! Poor form!

[Your Mom]

Here's hoping we continue the streak of not letting the Cubs score at all.

1-0!! My client the Chicago Cubs conquered the streak!!

[Your Mom]

2 straight squeeze plays?!? The hell Cubs?

[Your Mom]

We are so beating Tanaka tonight!

[Berober]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/05/alex-guerrero-ear-miguel-olivo-los-angeles-dodgers-mlb

So a Dodgers Prospect went full Luis Suarez on one of his teammates...