The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Cymbols]

Well fuck.

[stokeriño]

Fucking hell, Villa.

[Cymbols]

Well fuck x3

[brenchill]

38 points and we're on the beach. FFS

[Matt]

Is that the new record for quickest premier league hat trick?

[DavidMarrio]

Good start that

[Jimmy]

Yeah fastest hat trick in the prem

[brenchill]

Fastest hat-trick ever maybe? Has to be in with a shout.

[9 to 5]

It beats Fowler.

And wow.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

2 minutes 56 seconds for that hat trick, according to Opta. Fucking hell.

[Gazz]

I bet no one has Mane in their Dream Team either. :/

[unitedツ]

Don't think I've even scored 3 in that time on FIFA. >_>

[Matt]

Fastest hat-trick ever maybe? Has to be in with a shout.

James Hayter scored one in 2 minutes 20 seconds. According to my scores app, Mane's was between 13 and 16 minutes, so it's possible.

Edit: apparently not.

[stokeriño]

This could be another 8-0 at this rate.

[Gorka]

Tim Sherwood isn't saving the game before quitting.

[Cymbols]

At least there's UFC on instead, so I don't have to watch anymore.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Well, they've beaten the fastest hat trick, anyone reckon they could go on to break biggest win as well?

[DavidMarrio]

At least there's UFC on instead, so I don't have to watch anymore.

Poor effort. Call yourself a fan

[unitedツ]

What a goal.

[Gorka]

What a hit.