The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Matt]

Sergio Aguero been taking tips from his father in law

Smalling on a hat trick

Can see them doing a hit and run job tonight

[Baddar]

Smalling scores another header at the back post to give us the most undeserved half time lead of the season. This has been absolutely terrible. We were Bayern Munich against West Ham, compared to this shite.

[Cheeky Hughes]

I'm on a shit stream, did Aguero actually handle it?

[Matt]

I'm on a shit stream, did Aguero actually handle it?

No one is entirely sure

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Chris Smalling on a brace

How many defenders have Premier League hat tricks?

[brenchill]

Did Terry score a hat trick once? May be wrong.

[Matt]

None in the premier league era unless you count Steve Watson who was a defender but playing in midfield

[9 to 5]

Redknapp to Villa.

[The Lusophone]

None in the premier league era unless you count Steve Watson who was a defender but playing in midfield

Ian Marshall and Chris Bart-Williams as well.

[Matt]

The former was prior to the premier league and the latter was very much a midfielder at that point. You might as well include Dion Dublin.

[Baddar]

Evans and Smalling need to fuck off to League 2 in the summer.

[TCO]

United will probably replace them by signing Benzema and Cavani.

[Cheeky Hughes]

HAMEZZZZZZ

[brenchill]

Redknapp to Villa.

I've always wanted to see Krancjaer at Villa park.

[The Lusophone]

The former was prior to the premier league and the latter was very much a midfielder at that point. You might as well include Dion Dublin.

The 22 February 1997 Leicester City 4 Derby County 2 match was prior to the Premier League?

[brenchill]

Pretty sure Bart-Williams was a midfielder.

[Szumi]

Adrian sent off in the Southampton-West Ham game, which is huge for Southampton. Adrian handled the ball outside the area after trying to fake out an attacker. Adrian dove on the loose ball just outside the box, but he appeared to be fouled just before doing so. It's one of those things where yeah, the keeper handled it, but he was definitely fouled before he dove onto the ball.

No matter, big chance for Southampton to get a win now with about 30 minutes to go and a man advantage.

[Matt]

Stupid Google. Anyway after further googling, also a striker at that point

[Cheeky Hughes]

Aguero bangs in a penalty. If it wasn't for the handball, he'd have a hat trick by now.

[brenchill]

Rooney now playing in the sweeper role apparently