The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Matt]

Rooney now playing in the sweeper role apparently

I really fucking hope this is true

[brenchill]

Rooney now playing in the sweeper role apparently

I really fucking hope this is true

Charlie Nicholas is saying on Sky he's their deepest player when Utd are attacking.

He'll be in goal for the last 10 at this rate.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Nasri makes it 4 with a sexy finish.

[Matt]

Di Maria wins a penalty, that'll probably be that then

[Baddar]

Di Maria fouled by Arfield, first United pen of the season.

RVP scores it, 3-1. Shit performance, but that should seal it.

[brenchill]

Palace equalise.

#PardewIn

[Baddar]

Willian smashes in a Chelsea winner after Barry gets a 2nd yellow card.

[Szumi]

And Southampton drop two points against West Ham. Jussi Jaaseklainen made several big saves to keep it 0-0. West Ham effectively played the final 10 minutes with 9 men as Andy Carroll looked to have re-injured his ankle. He limped around and barely walked at all at times.

[Baddar]

Southampton failing to win is one of the only positives that United can possibly take tonight - that and the fact we managed to get the 3pts, obviously.

[The Lusophone]

And Southampton drop two points against West Ham. Jussi Jaaseklainen made several big saves to keep it 0-0. West Ham effectively played the final 10 minutes with 9 men as Andy Carroll looked to have re-injured his ankle. He limped around and barely walked at all at times.

Jussi was my favourite keeper back in his Bolton days, had no idea he was still playing in the Prem.

[Gorka]

Ugh. Swans really need to start finding some consistency. Gomis needs to start finding the net, he's frustrating.

[Szumi]

He wasn't bad at all last season for West Ham, but Adrian's just been better over the past year and a half. He's a really underrated goal keeper.

[Gazz]

A news app on my phone lead with the headline that 'Smalling is the new Kane', which I can only assume means he is one half of a pair of useless lumbering oafs.

[Colly]

He set Van Gaal on fire after the match.

[Colly]

Nasri and Silva in the buildup to Milner's goal. My word. Also, Heskey tribute celebration.

[Whisper]

And Keown romps home in the "useless pundit" stakes.

Claiming that Smalling should have started because he scored two goals.

"PLAY YOUR BEST PLAYERS"

[Rafael]

People sent me a SackCarver.Com image, don't know if there is actually the site or not. I don't like him but that's just so silly.

[DavidMarrio]

Why can't Phil Neville say Gerrard properly. And why is everything always brilliant?

I hate Phil Neville. He literally is the shit Neville at everything.

[Lineker]

tbf, Gerrard can't say Gerrard properly either, as a Liverpudlian.

On the subject of defenders getting hat tricks - did Frank Sinclair not score a hat trick of own goals once?

[Hobo]

tbf, Gerrard can't say Gerrard properly either, as a Liverpudlian.

On the subject of defenders getting hat tricks - did Frank Sinclair not score a hat trick of own goals once?

You can't talk! You keep misspelling Lineker as "James" for some reason.