The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[The Lusophone]

Boooooooo.

[MDK]

The greatest compliment to a joke!

[Lineker]

Get out.

[MDK]

I actually lololed when thinking of that

How the fuck am I single

Oh yeah, nevermind.

[Lineker]

Sky Sports - Imagining the NFL Draft with the Premier League's stars of the season

[Lineker]

Uefa have announced that Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho has been suspended for 30 days following a doping violation.

[Benji]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

Sky Sports - Imagining the NFL Draft with the Premier League's stars of the season

I think that article gave me cancer.

[Lineker]

This should cure your cancer @Benji! (cc @Meacon)

[Benji]

I'm going to be at my stupid sister's birthday when it's on

[Lineker]

I can't believe you're going to miss it. This is literally a once in a lifetime thing for you dude, I'd be pulling a sickie, or anything.

[Meacon Keaton]

Claudio Ranieri for Meacon's new grandfather!

[MDK]

Give Ranieri a knighthood already 

[Lineker]

Agbonlahor steps down as Villa captain.

[Benji]

15 minutes ago, Meacon said:

Claudio Ranieri for Meacon's new grandfather!

Meacon! It's me your cousin Benji! Let's go bowling!

[Lineker]

PSA (and this is fresh off the presses of my work email inbox): - There will be a special MOTD on Monday night if Leicester have not won at Old Trafford on Sunday, but then can win the title with a Spurs slip at Chelsea. Dan Walker will present. There will be a crew at Lineker's house on Monday night for reaction.

Spoiler

 at the last bit

 

[Adam]

Why are you sad? They're coming to your house dude! Clem might even show up.

[Lineker]

Poch has verbally agreed a new five-year contract! Now get that thing in writing! 

[Chris2K]

That may be the best news of the season so far, hopefully he's still not tempted away but from the sound of what he said at the announcement he's in for the long haul.

[Whisper]

Either that or Levy's played a blinder to get more compensation money for his inevitable summer exit 

[Nerf]

United could use someone like Poch now you mention it...

 

RIP Spurs