Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Lineker]

 

 

[Kaney]

It's really gonna suck seeing Man City put up a Sanchez one later

[Gazz]

No expense spared on the gif making software.

[Lineker]

 

[MDK]

6 minutes ago, Gazz said:

No expense spared on the gif making software.

Its like the Titantron on No Mercy

[stokeriño]

If Arsenal want a part-exchange deal for Sanchez rather than straight cash, why not give them Loic Remy? He's French, injury-prone, cheap... All of Wenger's favourite things.

[Baddar]

If Spurs managed to sign Aurier, Llorente, Mahrez and Barkley, that'd be a pretty incredible deadline day for them.

[MDK]

What they need to do is sign a new stadium to play in this season.

I propose a Brisbane Road ground share. Its not far away and Harry Kane can feel at home again where he rightfully belongs. 

[Benji]

Sky are now reporting it's not Chelsea who are signing Mahrez. Likely an English (London) club though because he was supposedly catching a connecting flight in Paris.

Last I had heard though it was Barca.

[Jimmy]

5 minutes ago, Baddar said:

If Spurs managed to sign Aurier, Llorente, Mahrez and Barkley, that'd be a pretty incredible deadline day for them.

Hah, not a chance we get Mahrez. It sounds like Llorente is very likely, which I assume would see Janssen move on, which I personally think is a huge shame. I'm guessing we'll be working on another deal, probably Barkley. We definitely need to bring in an attacking mid if possible. 

[Baddar]

Maybe you wouldn't need to if Lamela wasn't injured all the bloody time.

[The Lusophone]

Why would Janssen be off if you sign Llorente? Who else have got up front aside from Kane?

[Baddar]

Burnley agreed a fee with Huddersfield for Nahki Wells.

[The Lusophone]

A quick google tells me he once played for a team called the Dandy Town Hornets, which is my new favourite team name.

[Baddar]

Everton want Lucas Perez on loan, but Arsenal would prefer him to go back to Deportivo. 

[DavidMarrio]

Van Dijk has left training in a tinted van. 

Cue van stalking on twitter

[Baddar]

He could be popping to the chippy. 

[Colly]

27 minutes ago, MadJack said:

A quick google tells me he once played for a team called the Dandy Town Hornets, which is my new favourite team name.

Desperate Dan plays in goal. 

[Gazz]

9 minutes ago, Baddar said:

He could be popping to the chippy. 

Respected journos in the know are reporting that he ordered a Liver and Onion Pie and chips. Could this be a sign?

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Gazz said:

Respected journos in the know are reporting that he ordered a Liver and Onion Pie and chips. Could this be a sign?

Daves Fish n' Chippy website shut down because of too much traffic.