2014 FIFA World Cup

[Lineker]

Brazil, Italy and France in the same group would be great.

[MDK]

That feels like a very inconvenient approach to take every time I needed a poo. I'd get nothing else done.

I think it would be worth it just in case you shat on Baddar

[HailtotheYo]

I could see us getting out of that group.

[Meacon Keaton]

Yeah let's just keep those groupings.

[EddieG]

You'd be lucky to finish third.

[Szumi]

I truly think this is the best squad America has ever had heading into a World Cup year, but I have little reason to be optimistic because the chances of us getting another draw like 2010 is far too rare. I don't see USA getting out of the group stage unless we're handed Switzerland, or an Algeria and Bosnia.

[gunnar hendershow]

Yeah I would say this is the best US squad, but this World Cup field is just too treacherous. It'd be nice if we could switch groups with Mexico there.

[Rafael]

lol England

[Jimmy]

THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT

[stokeriño]

Italy in 99% humidity is positively hilarious.

At least we'll get out of playing Uruguay because by that point there won't be an unmelted Englishman left in the squad.

[Katsuya]

Lolengland

[9 to 5]

lol England

Banned.

[Blaze09]

The only joy I will get is seeing Suarez and Baloteli knockout England

[Benjamin]

Lol England indeed. And I thought the draw already looked awesome with Brazil versus Mexico and Spain versus Netherlands. Then they put England there, and it truly was Christmas coming early.

Fuck France, though. Only crap result of that draw.

[Matt]

I anticipated to be supporting Belgium after the first 3 rounds of fixtures anyway.

[Rafael]

lol England

Banned.

The whole world should be banned!

[GoGo Yubari]

It's always fucking Ghana.

[MDK]

It's always fucking Ghana.

Never Ghana give you up

Never Ghana make you cry

[gunnar hendershow]

Well at least they won't need to worry about an English-language broadcast after the group stage is over.

[HailtotheYo]

It's always fucking Ghana.

Seriously.

Silver lining: If we do get out, two of our worst possible matches in the knockout are gone