Noah

You've got a long wait.

Get back to ending diaries brenchy!

Well, an hour wait anyways.

Some day I plan to win an entire week with the help of Carlito, Nathan Jones, Michael Tarver, Bam Neely and Knife Sanchez.

What was the comment? 

If you see the comment you'd better run for cover  Harsh you don't need a weekend lover.

No it's not. It has one right there at the end.

are you a spoon?

The big spoon.

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

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I tried by my dick hit ctl alt del all at once.

Now what???

Checkmate.

Dare you to do it again!

I'll get the poll ready......or when Vince Russo shows up, he can get the pole ready.

I would beat Benji to death with a shovel.

Talk about a burial.

The Manrabbit?

Great news.

I know right?

A midcarder with a rubbish gimmick?

I keep singing life is a highway, as life is a hurricane now!

Rock me like The Hurricane!

Oh I get it, you think you're better than him right? Well that's just crazy! You're nothing!

I don't think he knows who I am, Mr. Ego the Second.

Cloudy is a man of the people, I'm sure he knows everyone on here.

Bad Eddie, Good Eddie or Mehddie?

One of the above.

Is it Carlito by any chance?

Tauros will happily challenge Carlito but wants creative control in its contract.

Krabby isn't ready, Brother. - Tauros

I have a fighting type in Pokemon X named Carlito but I don't remember which one it is.

Such a man

He's a real

A real man's man

John Howard was a saint.

No that was Roger Moore.

Jonny Hizzle: Best PM.

Hes gotta get through Callaghan first.

We need a Scott Steiner moderated debate.

We need Scott Steiner to be in a debate. He convinced me it was a good idea to bomb Iraq!

I'd wish him a happy birthday, but I'm afraid nobody would benefit from it. >_>

I mean, if a new member had come in and wished him a happy birthday, then yeah. An established member wishing him a happy birthday, though? Nobody gets anything from that!

Who?

Because the children are holding something even tastier than children.

I asked Ego whats tastier than children. He wiped his chin and looked at me and said:

Nothing.

I missed my chance to buy some fit-flops. I'm waiting for that bot to come around again.

That Angry Birds website is awesome.

Actual quote from that site:

"How to play Angry Birds Golden Eggs?

Angry Birds Online is a game of skill where the player must knock off nice pig. For this purpose, has a special sling and shoots her title birds (Birds). Are they mad? Judge for yourself:)

The birds certainly have reason to be angry because their eggs wykradły mumps. To retrieve it Angry Birds must break all the pigs."

Okay, just laughed out loud at " because their eggs wykradły mumps"

Triple H put him over.

Clearly Machismo is talking crap. Triple H held him down.

Whilst Trent beat his penis?

Or Pizza the Hutt?

Or is he illiterate and making a stand against the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

You can't stand against the leaning tower, you either lean on it or hunch beneath.

In an EWB sense, yes, he is dead. His account has been deleted.

I would have pegged him as more of a mutant than an alien.

MK Dons.

You have chosen MK Dons. May I suggest a putter?

But sir, those weren't the...

Do as I say!

I thought I was a sexy boy (sexy boy)?

He's not The Mountie, he's handsome, he's brave, he's strong.

You kids these days, and your inability to read anything longer than 140 characters. TSK!

I just saw it was 12 pages long and freaked out

I think that you are a postmodern masterpiece.

rihanna is shit