OctoberRaven

Meant to only paste it once, but whatever. Still funny.

Also, END tout. Fucking Firefox.

I hire a team of Mexicans from the Home Depot to tend to my Touts.

Nobody's gonna guess?

I'll add a hint: You probably see me almost every night.

The Moon

indeed

Well aren't you tough.

It's interesting because I'd always heard about the myth of Chipotle but I tried it and really didn't see what was special about it.

It wasn't even like an In N Out where it's like "yeah, okay, I sort of get this" even if you think it's overhyped, Chipotle was just really average and overpriced.

Yeah @SeanDMan. I only even bothered because it was on the way home. I'll just take the slight detour to the mom and pop place.

Also @Meacon I know I have a higher capsacin tolerance than most but if I didn't actually see them put the sauce in I would have never known it was even there. I wasn't expecting atomic sauce, but if Taco Bell can manage acceptable sauces, there's no reason Chipotle shouldn't be able to.

Luckily the mom and pop place has good habanero sauce...

"Migrate to another browser" is the usual answer.

I opened Firefox, saw Chrome, closed Firefox and almost opened Explorer...

Pour water on it.

I can't read the name and not think about O'Sullivan and Robertson playing Snooker on a streetcorner.

I was trying to get people to think of WMAC Masters, but close enough!

Though if I do season two I should totally do a pool hall. Won't be snooker because nobody plays snooker in Americaland.

I'm down. Who's down?

Aw shit, I'ma get me some free drink mixers.

Red Bull gave me liquid poo. Does that count?

False. Dolphins lost to Greg Schiano.

72 Dolphins are still the only invincibles of NFL, Mick. And always will be.

They also sexually assault things to death and play with the corpses for fun.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

I like to imagine that he has a little butter axe so that during the intro for season 9 it looks like he's being a lumberjack, but he's actually just spreading butter on his toast.

There's no such thing as a bad episode of 60s Batman.

Stop being awful, ORO.

I'm with Herr Skummy on this one.

I died in a spa once.

I died eating a towel off of a spa bathroom.

at least you weren't in spandex.

No, he has to go to the courthouse and file for a name change.

Probably, since there is no one called Grim Fandango, let alone someone called Grim Fandango who dresses the way you mention.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grim_Fandango

Quiet time, Lukie.

World. The man speaks SEVEN languages!

It's a W for wumbo.

Well it doesn't stand for Win. LOL!

i wear cowboy boots.

but i am not the devil.

Only if they're knee-high Lace ups.

And get mud all over the carpet? I don't think so.

That's Kirkland's anthem.

then use NEW zombie spray, just spray all over you lawn and it keeps zombies away all summer (may cause grass to turn pink)

I HAVE A SCREEN DOOR SHIELD.

If you have ruined one of my favourite songs for me now, I will end you.

I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! COME ON!

I'm talkin'to you, shamona...

There, reference made.

Take it easy, man. Think about it.

Jinder Mahal's music will interupt you if you carry on like that.

Mahal? Bah, I'm not worried about him.

Now Tyler Reks, I'd be worried.

She blinds everybody with her superhigh beams, she's a squirrel squashing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Ruki?

Make this spare; I'll give you free gelato!

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

You can do it Otto! You can do it Otto!

I hate you.

That was bad and you should feel bad.

I don't get it

is the An-Cole Lock possible?

There's kneebars that are close.

then I demand an EA MMA diary with a CAF that resembles Michael Cole..

And more America and chicks.

There was no Steve Blackman? Spoilers man

No Blackman. Only one black man.

2006 to be exact

Cool, I myself own a commemorative Edge hair dryer.

it's still important to me, damnit

Love this episode!

Nasty is my favorite episode personally, but Bambi and Bomb are also wonderful. The whole show is, really.

Not if I set my clocks forward a hour.

also remember folks: time doesn't actually change if you set your clocks forward.

Before they shunted him to the top of the card, yeah.

Well it's not like they had much of a choice.

Still, how incredibly jaded do you have to be to shit on Steve Corino?

Trying to understand the logic behind that makes my appendix hurt.