Lineker

Spoiling the footy!

For the sake of clarification, I was just using it as an opportunity to quote our glorious leader, Be.

Hail Be.

*shiftyshiftyshifty*

Welcome back Ice (Cream) Man!

Too bad he went to Renault

I've been on the go since 5am

Don't worry, the England game is on soon. That'll put you to sleep

I'll be on the tube by then thankfully!

Quick, best close this status when someone disagrees with you!

Who was Serious Parody's second account?

Grind My Gears! I knew that one.

I miss Austria and Imola.

Snooki the human chicane.

Baltimore did a street race this year for IndyCar. Would doubt F1 would want to come here, but it would probably be a bigger deal than IndyCar was.

Missing out.

I can live with that.

I'm with C-MIL.

My mate is (hopefully) getting shrooms for when his folks go away in a couple of weeks time. I can't wait.

Amsterdam though, I really want to go next year at some point.

I would never have guessed. >_>

Get strong ones, they have a real nice buzz .

Also, coffee shops are the best things ever.

I'll go for Option Two, Meac!

Do you think Lineker was in any way excited about this trip?

¬_¬

How is it complicated? When setting my newest one up, it brought my bbm stuff across via my email address.

Switching blueberries is much harder.

For some reason, it won't activate my emails, amongst other stuff. Everything seems to be all sorted now apart from the email.

Or at the very least, if you need to eat someone could you start in the EWR forum?

people notice lukie that much?

Who's looking after Stokerina then? ¬_¬

The lack of football doesn't bother me too much... it's the bullshit transfer rumours and over the top pessimism about the upcoming season.

Driving to Darlington for a friendly in an hour. Footballs back!

Colly, what the fuck happened with the crowd that game!

Muse might've become dull in the last few years, but hell, they still put on a good show whenever they're on stage.

Which gig are you off to?

10th @ Wembley.

What's a pervet?

A tired spelling error!

it's a lecherous hedge.

or you could always tap B repeatedly to stop her evolving

I can say goodbye to sex for the foreseeable future then ¬_¬

Pesci wins.

I'll back you up Dan, same happened to me!

Your tune was a lot different when you were the one being stolen from, Dan.

Low blow Ellis.

Sandwiches

Hoagies before hoskis.

What's so happy about it?

The proper answer is "Fan-dabi-dozi"

Fuck off MPH is a brilliant shout!

*its

....no

Ok.

Hooooooooooooo Train?

@DustyWWE, for the record.

He gotta @bicycle!

#IfYouWeeell

*looks sullen*

Your butt is wide,

well, mine is too!

Just watch your mouth,

or I'll sit on you.

The word is out, better treat me right,

'cus I'm the king, of cellulite!

You all need to lay off Ruki already Fat people have feelings to!

Almost.......too quiet.

Oh, that's the Queen, Marcus.

It's Oh So Quiet...

Will youuuuuuuu remember meeeeeeeeeeee? Nah, nah, nah, naaaaaaah.

Will you accept a one-way ticket to the South Pole?

Because you'd love Daffney to have a south pole?

Barely any of the cars are going out. But it's amazing that some of them have the ability to attempt it.

Didn't even realise practice was on!

Do One HD actually show the practice?

Yeah, I feel not too bad now. I think it's more likely that something I ate just didn't agree with me rather than fully blown food poisoning.

Maybe next time you shouldn't eat that 5 week old dorito you find in the back of the couch.

Dorito's are horrid anyway.

Just one more thing . . . I miss Columbo already.

Just found out about this. Big Peter Falk fan here so I'm pretty bummed out right now.

RIP Peter Falk

RIP Falk