Electronic Entertainment Expo 2013 (E3)

[Ruki]

SOUTH PARK!

[King Ellis]

SOUTH PARK!

Get ready, Ruki!

I would laugh if they announced 'Coming March 5th, Twenty thir....fourteen.'

[thatshortguy]

I can't believe Rayman Legends still isn't out.

I can't believe people still care that much about Rayman.

As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I outright refuse to believe it.

Rayman Origins was fucking awesome. Shut your face.

That Legends demo damn near sold Short Girl on a Wii U when the console launched. She don't

video game, but she was close to selling me off for that system...

...if the game was out.

[Ruki]

....holiday season? That's it! DAMN YOU.

[King Ellis]

Holiday 2013? Poor Ruki.

And Aisha takes a swipe at the internet!

[thatshortguy]

Well, it's no February, but at least it's not February 2014.

[King Ellis]

The Crew: We're totes not Need for Speed, honest!

See! Because Need for Speed doesn't go off road!

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh my god guys it's cars. Did you guys know that cars were going to be on the next-gen consoles? CARS.

[TKz]

I sure hope you guys like driving games, because there's a fucking lot of them coming out.

[GoGo Yubari]

Hey truck get the fuck out of here! THIS IS CAR TERRITORY. WE'RE THE CAR POSSE.

[thatshortguy]

Hey guy get the truck out of here! THIS IS CAR TERRITORY. WE'RE THE CAR CREW.

Rev'd.

Edit: Mike McWhertor of Polygon just nails what The Crew should've been. Starring Emilio Estevez...out Summer 1991.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Also totes excited for UFC.

Did they show any footage from the new game?

[GoGo Yubari]

This seems less completely unnecessary than other car games at least.

[King Ellis]

Those poor sun bathers.

[EddieG]

I think Aisha is funny.. enough :/ and this actually looks rather fun.

[GoGo Yubari]

I think she's funny, but she's not very funny tonight.

Yay, Watch_Dogs! A thing I care about!

[King Ellis]

Ubisoft announces that Watch Dogs has been renamed PRISM.

Also, that little symbol that keeps popping up like in the text message and when he draws it on the security panel? I thought it looked familiar...

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Take my fucking money now Watch Dogs.

Incredible.

[GoGo Yubari]

Here's something for all you Rabbids fans!

Anyone?

... anyone?

[TKz]

Why do these guys get their own show? Take Watch_Dogs away and oh man, boring... so boring.