Electronic Entertainment Expo 2013 (E3)

[Ruki]

WHY DOES MY STREAM FUCK UP DURING THE FINAL FANTASY TRAILER?!

[GoGo Yubari]

WHY DOES MY STREAM FUCK UP DURING THE FINAL FANTASY TRAILER?!

Because you're you.

[King Ellis]

You'd think they could have done a better job of filming their to camera pieces.

And hey, new Kingdom Hearts. KH3?!

[Ruki]

....well, Versus is now XV? I am ok with that!

[gunnar hendershow]

Square Enix just won the fucking night.

I'm done.

I need a fucking cigarette.

[LL!]

Way to put the emphasis on the wrong letter, guy.

[Sousa]

WHY DOES MY STREAM FUCK UP DURING THE FINAL FANTASY TRAILER?!

Massive douchekarma.

And hey, new Kingdom Hearts. KH3?!

Nope, it's yet another pre-Kingdom Hearts 3 game. Called something ridiculous like Kingdom Hearts: Standard Trance Turbo / 8.

[King Ellis]

Oh shit, Ubisoft is here! Pan out to a world map!

[Your Mom]

I used to care about all that Final Fantasy stuff? Man did they ever ruin that

[tenaciousg]

I'm gonna wait until I can see a non-skippy, non-on-my-cousin's-computer trailer for XV before I pass judgment... but Kingdom Hearts 3 finally on the horizon? Hells yes... although I'm wondering if they'll be bringing back any of the voice actors.

[Schlitzbrille]

....well, Versus is now XV? I am ok with that!

At this point, I'm happy it's still actively being developed.

[King Ellis]

Good old west country pirates.

[GoGo Yubari]

This dude seems like less of a whiny sulkbag than Connor was, which is nice.

[Dan]

The game keeps stopping and the guy just totally failed trying to kill someone.

[GoGo Yubari]

Yikes, the freezing.

Oh man, that awkward ending made me laugh so hard.

[Your Mom]

Their disc must be scratched. Maybe they can still return it for store credit?

[TKz]

Tell me that Advent Children action game wasn't Final Fantasy XV and that was just Versus XIII.

What the fuck happened to it being a JRPG.

[Your Mom]

Is Dead Rising 3 an Xbox exclusive? I am keeping score to try and figure out what I want

[Ruki]

Tell me that Advent Children action game wasn't Final Fantasy XV and that was just Versus XIII.

What the fuck happened to it being a JRPG.

The Square Enix JRPG is a thing of the past

[King Ellis]

Huh, he's driving awfully carefully. Makes me wonder if he's just avading the cops because they're looking for him or if the police might be more strict in general on this game. That or he's just trying to make it look cinematic.

It's not like that guy can't just pick the phone back up and continue that call to the cops!

Very much liking the look of this, just that almost puzzle aspect of checking your surroundings for things to utilise, drawing the cops attention away with noise, alarms etc.