Electronic Entertainment Expo 2013 (E3)

[Ruki]

I can't wait for Watch Dogs!

[TKz]

Tell me that Advent Children action game wasn't Final Fantasy XV and that was just Versus XIII.

What the fuck happened to it being a JRPG.

The Square Enix JRPG is a thing of the past

Fuck that. I barely cared about Versus XIII as it was, I have a real hard time caring about XV not being remotely an RPG.

It's Final Fantasy. Keep that action RPG crap to KH.

KH3 is cool I guess? I honestly wasn't exactly dying for it.

[King Ellis]

Because, of course, Ubisoft needed some tablet integration in there!

EA might be in bed with MS but who needs NBA Live when you've got NBA 2K?

[Dan]

watch_dogs, why you look so good?

[GoGo Yubari]

SPORTS.

[Ruki]

SPORTS.

Sports?!

[GoGo Yubari]

Was Video Game Lebron dislocating his jaw so he could devour an entire ostrich egg?

[King Ellis]

Elder Scrolls Online! Imagine it'll be multi platform but this could be a nice showcase for Sony.

Spring 2014! Wasn't expecting it so soon.

Oh, just the beta then, maybe?

[TKz]

I played Skyrim on PS3, guy.

I'm not falling for that again.

[King Ellis]

Fallout 4?!

Oh, ok, a Mad Max game for some reason. Are they remaking that or something?

Huh, apparently they are.

[Dan]

Sony wins.

[Your Mom]

A Mad Max game!

[GoGo Yubari]

BOOM, HEADSHOT.

[gunnar hendershow]

And BOOM goes the dynamite.

[TKz]

And so ends the tale of the Xbone.

[Ruki]

And Sony goes for the throat!

[King Ellis]

I think Sony is about to make this the shortest console war ever at something -X days.

[Dan]

Flawless victory.

[GoGo Yubari]

And they saved ripping Microsoft's heart out of its chest for last.

[Your Mom]

PS4 just won for me I think