The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Kaney]

WALCOTT

[EddieG]

Thank god the avtv announcers admitted they're bias.

[Crybaby Bunting]

I can't wait for the Premier League to start so we can see how good everyone plays in competitive matches.

[Ant]

Thank god the avtv announcers admitted they're bias.

Yeah you'd expect the commentators on AVTV to be Blues fans wouldn't you

[Kaney]

Ramsey! And GIROUD! Eat it city

[Kaney]

And now Celtic! Get it up you Liverpool

[Hobo]

Celtic's kit is very stripey. Even the stripes have stripes!

[Nerf]

Nice to see Glen Johnson maintaining his late season form.

Fucking awful.

[Hobo]

BT Sport is not enjoyable to watch.

[Khain]

The BT commentator said "The big question is whether Suarez will be starting for Liverpool next week against Stoke". Geez, where do they find these bellends

[Colly]

To be fair, that is the big question.

[Khain]

Suarez is banned for the first six games...

[Colly]

And that's the big answer to the big question.

[Ant]

Colly

You're like a half blind sheepdog

[Cymbols]

BT Sport is not enjoyable to watch.

I'd say that it is enjoyable to watch, just not good to listen to. I'm not sure what the point of the studio pitch thing is though...

[Colly]

Colly

You're like a half blind sheepdog

:/

[Ant]

Benteke was that powerful and forceful during his dribble to his first goal today he caused a dislocation of a defenders arm who tried to shrug him off the ball

BEAST

[EddieG]

Bastard, more like. And it was a fractured collarbone.

[Noah]

PL Title Odds(Australian betting agency)

Chelsea $3

Man City $3.25

Man Utd $3.50

Arsenal $9

Liverpool/Tottenham $26

Everton $251

All the rest are at over $1001 to win.

Handicap Winners

Aston Villa/Sunderland +37pts $11

Cardiff +42pts $13

Chelsea +1pt $13

Norwich +40pts $13

Swansea +34pts $13

Arsenal +8pts $15

Crystal Palace +50pts $15

Everton +26pts $15

Fullham +37pts $15

Liverpool +16pts $15

Man Utd +2pts $15

Tottenham +14pts $15

West Ham +15pts $15

Hull +46pts $17

Man City +0pts $17

Newcastle +33pts $17

Southampton +34pts $17

Stoke +39pts $17

West Brom +35pts $17

[Baddar]

I presume they're returns based on every dollar stake, yeah?