The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[brenchill]

Betting on Villa to be relegated next season is guaranteed money.

We aren't going to buy anyone, we are likely to sell players and now we have Roy Keane.

[TCO]

You leave Roy alone, he's awesome! Anything that lets him stay on as our assistant, I'm for.

[brenchill]

I don't know why he's so keane to keep taking assistant jobs.

[Gazz]

He get's to bollock players and be a general prick without any of the pressure of getting results.

[Summers]

Sigh.

Please, someone.. buy us. Buy us soon.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I'll buy Villa.

I have no money to invest so wages will be paid purely through club income.

The one thing I CAN promise is that I'll do everything I can to bring Olof Mellberg back.

[Hobo]

The one thing I CAN promise is that I'll do everything I can to bring Olof Mellberg back.

[Summers]

No Keane.

More Mellberg.

Sold.

[stokeriño]

Hazard has officially thieved the no. 10 shirt for Chelsea next season.

I imagine they'll probably leave it a season before we get a new no. 8, mind.

[Lineker]

Roberto Martinez has signed a new five-year contract.

Hull's Yannick Sagbo has been banned for two matches over a charge relating to Nicolas Anelka's 'quenelle' gesture.

[Jimmy]

West Brom have appointed Alan Irvine as their new head coach. He has agreed a 12-month rolling contract. (Source: @WBAFCofficial)

Apparently Sherwood turned it down cos they couldn't agree personal terms.

[Colly]

Adidas refused to make a gilet.

[Matt]

Ronald Koeman appointed new Southampton manager

[EddieG]

Ronald Koeman appointed new Southampton manager

Could've sworn I posted that somewere, but can't find it and too lazy to check my content.

He's taken his brother Erwin as his assistant.