The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Crybaby Bunting]

CM Punk?

[Lineker]

...that's very, very weird.

Allardyce has played it down now. But said that he does need to regain fitness.

[METALMAN]

His career is starting to unRavel.

You've become everything you hate!

I'm not you :/

[Lineker]

Why must you wound me

[Lineker]

Dan Burn has likened defending against Man Utd to playing in the Conference!

Elsewhere, West Ham have agreed the sale of the Upton Park site.

[Baddar]

Cardiff v Villa hasn't been the worst 0-0 ever. Could do with a winning goal.

[MJB]

Only three goals tonight. Chelsea winning is no surprise and neither is Southampton winning at Hull. It sounded like Norwich were the better team but West Ham have just taken the lead thanks to James Collins.

[stokeriño]

He left it very, very late, but Ivanovic made me feel a lot better for forgetting to put a "draw at HT, Chelsea at FT" bet on with his 45+3 min goal.

[Baddar]

Marshall made two ridiculous late saves to earn a point for Cardiff.

[stokeriño]

1-1, FFS.

[Baddar]

Ooh, squeaky bum time. Who scored it?

EDIT: Anichebe. Good, good.

You'll still grab a winner.

[stokeriño]

You'll still grab a winner.

Not the way this game has been for the last 15 minutes we won't. More like we're hanging on to the point.

[Dan]

Eh, makes up for this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24783075

[brenchill]

Blimey, West Ham are 10th!

[stokeriño]

Full time.

[Baddar]

So, Man City go back top with a win tomorrow night, then.

...assuming that United beat Arsenal. Of course that's going to happen. I have faith!

[brenchill]

I told ya Chelsea would drop points!

[Lineker]

Blimey, West Ham are tenth indeed, that is mad.

[Blue Rosler]

Ravel Morrison is set to move to QPR on loan for the rest of the season. Strange one that.

Not really. West Ham have always suffered from the Bentley Brigade and stupid stuff like ridiculous gambling in the dressing room. If Allardyce has spotted that one person has an extremely negative impact upon the behaviour of the team, he's got to get rid of them. (And I'm jumping to conclusions here, mainly because Ravel Morrison is known for being a bit of a cunt)

Either that or we can't be fucked paying the £25k a game fee for a player that's not helping *that* much.

[stokeriño]

Stokerina still fails to comprehend the rules on "What Not To Say Five Minutes After A Disappointing Result".

Today's example: "At least they didn't lose."

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR OBJECTIVITY, WOMAN!

(Usually objectivity takes *at least* 20 minutes to set in...)