Champions League 2013/14

[EddieG]

The question is does Neymar #DareToZlatan ?

[MDK]

He's no Kevin Lisbie

[Colly]

I know I say it often but that referee was shit. Bottled a clear pen for either side.

For once I'll agree with you.

[METALMAN]

Neymar is the most exciting footballer on the planet?

And I thought I was the hyperbole king around here.

Yeah, he really is. He's scary good already; it's even scarier to think how good he's going to be.

I'm not scared of him. :/

[Nerf]

Yes you are.

[brenchill]

He might be playing for Santos again soon anyway.

[stokeriño]

No real surprises for Chelsea tonight:

Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Ramires, Lampard, Hazard, Oscar, Willian, Eto'o

[Lineker]

Real Madrid: Casillas, Varane, Sergio Ramos, Fabio Coentrao, Nacho, Alonso, Isco, Illarramendi, Ronaldo, Jese, Morata. Subs: Fernandez, Pepe, Marcelo, Carvajal, Bale, Casemiro, Di Maria.

Schalke: Fahrmann, Howedes, Matip, Kolasinac, Hoogland, Meyer, Draxler, Ayhan, Neustadter, Obasi Ogbuke, Huntelaar. Subs: Hildebrand, Goretzka, Boateng, Papadopoulos, Szalai, Max, Annan.

Referee: Sergei Karasev (Russia)

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Ramires, Lampard, Oscar, Hazard, Willian, Eto'o. Subs: Schwarzer, Luiz, Torres, Mikel, Schurrle, Ba, Kalas.

Galatasaray: Muslera, Alex, Chedjou, Kaya, Eboue, Felipe Melo, Inan, Sneijder, Kurtulus, Drogba, Burak Yilmaz. Subs: Ceylan, Burdisso, Gulselam, Hajrovic, Bulut, Balta, Sarioglu.

Referee: Felix Brych (Germany)

[Lineker]

Eto'o puts Chelsea ahead after just four minutes...

[Lineker]

Ronaldo scores Real's seventh goal of the tie...

[Lineker]

2-0 Chelsea; Cahill tapping in a rebound.

And Schalke have pulled it back to 1-1 on the night through Tim Hoogland.

[stokeriño]

It's been (nearly) three years since Chelsea lost a knockout tie in Europe.

[Baddar]

Just wait til you draw United in the next round!

...it'll be over three years by then.

Not confident of progressing tonight at all. lol @ the 15/8 odds that the bookies are offering.

[Rafael]

Neymar is the most exciting footballer on the planet?

And I thought I was the hyperbole king around here.

Yeah, he really isn't. He's only good in the national team, it's even scarier to think he might be just like Robinho.

Corrected.

[TCO]

I knew Neymar reminded me of someone! He's definitely more Robinho than Ronaldo or Messi.

Robinho is the poster child for the for wet Wednesday night in Stoke test!

[Baddar]

Man Utd XI: De Gea; Rafael, Jones, Ferdinand, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Welbeck; Rooney, Van Persie.

[Jimmy]

What does Moyes have against Kagawa?

[Colly]

He had a dodgy Chinese once.

[King Ellis]

Nice of Sky to put the match on Sky1 so a few more people can see another round of Moyes humiliation.

[MDK]

He had his pet fish for lunch