2014 FIFA World Cup

[Summers]

Bloody Howard, already on his arse before Nani swung his foot back.

[Cymbols]

Get up Raul you pansy.

[Your Mom]

I wasn't watching til just now. I think they knew guys

I blame myself for this

[GoGo Yubari]

I wasn't watching til just now. I think they knew guys

I blame myself for this

We needed you

[Maxx]

I BELIEVE THAT WE WON'T WIN!

[GoGo Yubari]

I BELIEVE THAT WE WON'T WIN!

gtfo

[Meacon Keaton]

The frustrating part is that, that awful clear attempt aside, we've looked half decent.

[Kaney]

Has Ronaldo got a go-faster-stripe shaved into his head?

[Cymbols]

Zusi's not been great. Nor has Nani for Portugal mind, goal aside.

[GoGo Yubari]

The frustrating part is that, that awful clear attempt aside, we've looked half decent.

Yeah, that's the thing. We're doing alright so it'd be pretty painful if a shit clearance cost us 3 points.

[Lineker]

Went to rewind the telly to see what metalman was on about, only to see a man on the BBC News using a zimmer frame in the studio. What's going on there, Linikles? Have all those complaints from Angela Rippon and co about age discrimination led to some changes and forced you to hire an old fogey?

Well now you look like a massive dick.

[Blue Rosler]

With 'veterans' like Tim Cahill and Clint Dempsey really impressing this World Cup, maybe England should package Gerrard off to the MLS for a year or two and hope it has the same effect on him.

[GoGo Yubari]

With 'veterans' like Tim Cahill and Clint Dempsey really impressing this World Cup, maybe England should package Gerrard off to the MLS for a year or two and hope it has the same effect on him.

I think for players north of 30 going to the World Cup, the fact that MLS is a summer league helps a lot. Means they're in midseason form going into Cup instead of having played a full season like Gerrard.

[Your Mom]

Water break!

[Lineker]

Holy shit what a save.

[Kaney]

Fantastic save from Howard there.

[GoGo Yubari]

TIM HOWARD MOTHERFUCKING LEGEND

[Cymbols]

Save!

[Summers]

That second save though.

[GoGo Yubari]

Holy crap, Geoff Cameron didn't get a card for that?