2014 FIFA World Cup

[The Buscher]

Jesus...PLEASE don't let that one cock up be the difference. . The US has looked good otherwise.

[Gorka]

Alan Hansen being a boring, dull git as usual.

[TCO]

USA have been unlucky so far, it's been mostly even apart from that slip up. Very impressed again by Fabian Johnson, he's quality.

[METALMAN]

wimbledon schwimbledon

[The Buscher]

US is 0-11-1 when trailing at the half and Portugal is 8-0 when they score the first goal.

Is Brock Lesnar available to be subbed in?

[OctoberRaven]

Hoping for some last-minute magic like last time, we've been doing good so far.

[METALMAN]

Phil Neville, stuck in 2002 with his blond highlights.

[Sam]

Phil Neville as a pundit I can handle, as a co-commentator not so much... Love the jokes about the quality of training he provided Nani.

Edited June 22, 2014 by Sam

[Your Mom]

So what happens if we tie?

[Meacon Keaton]

A lot can happen. We still have Germany on Thursday.

[Pizza]

If you tie you're through with a point against Germany or a Ghana Portugal tie. If you tie, lose to Germany, and Ghana Portugal has a winner, it comes down to goal differential.

[stokeriño]

What. A. Block.

[Summers]

Riccy Costa.

What a block.

[Lineker]

Holy fucking shit how did Michael Bradley not score there!!?

[Blue Rosler]

TOO MANY BEES!

*Nicholas Cage runs on to the pitch*

[Your Mom]

That was so close!

[The Buscher]

Oh fuck.

[GoGo Yubari]

fuck.

[Cymbols]

damn

[Meacon Keaton]

That block. Near tears.