Sky Bet EFL 2016/17

[Baddar]

Kieran Richardson signed for Cardiff. Had an inside scoop on that deal after a friend of a friend apparently dropped out of a 5 a side match on Tuesday so that he could be in his shop to cut Richardson's hair. More of a deadline day story, that one!

[DavidMarrio]

Poor Steve Bruce....he lost all of that weight and now that he's the new Villa manager he'll put it all back on within 3 months. 

[Gazz]

His weight loss is an advertisement that no one should ever be a football manager.

[Pogue Mahone]

Atmosphere in Cardiff tonight was buzzing. Not seen it like that in years. Amazing what a change in management can do for a club.

[Kyle]

https://mobile.twitter.com/CAFCofficial/status/787292463522312192

[Slogger]

19 hours ago, Pogue Mahone said:

Atmosphere in Cardiff tonight was buzzing. Not seen it like that in years. Amazing what a change in management can do for a club.

I knew something was up when the commentary mentioned that the new manager had never lost a debut game with a club.

Whoops. 

[MDK]

This season can go bugger the fuck off.

[Gazz]

Look on the brightside Myke, Grimsby are in the play off spots!

[Rich]

1 hour ago, MDK said:

This season can go bugger the fuck off.

Nah, it cool.

[MDK]

Just now, Rich said:

Nah, it cool.

Get out

[Rich]

Just now, MDK said:

Get out

Hey, we are in the play off places, we may well get out of this league... So might you, just not by going up.

[MDK]

Just now, Rich said:

Hey, we are in the play off places, we may well get out of this league... So might you, just not by going up.

We've haddock-plete nightmare this season. It's cod to stop. Its pollocks. 

[Rich]

2 minutes ago, MDK said:

We've haddock-plete nightmare this season. It's cod to stop. Its pollocks. 

You need to net a few wins, other wise you will go down hook liner and sinker.

I can tell you trawling for promotion down in the conference is not a piece of cake.

lot's of teams wanting to come back up or enter the league, sharks in the water everywhere

[MDK]

Cake isn't a fish 

[Rich]

Just now, MDK said:

Cake isn't a fish 

Trawling is a fishing term though you twuntnozzle

[Lineker]

This isn't the time or the plaice for puns.

[MDK]

23 minutes ago, Lineker said:

This isn't the time or the plaice for puns.

Now thats the reel deal

[Just Joe]

Morning Lads! See some of you next season yeah? 

[Lineker]

The protracted takeover of Birmingham City has been completed by the Chinese firm Trillion Trophy Asia. The buyout comes 16 months after the group were given a two-year exclusivity period to purchase the club.

[lanky316]

Guys... How has this got 16 pages when the season hasn't even started yet